{"id":4006,"date":"2009-06-05T18:46:48","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T22:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4006"},"modified":"2009-06-05T18:46:48","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T22:46:48","slug":"levels-of-awkward","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/piercing-glares-enticing-stares\/06\/05\/levels-of-awkward\/","title":{"rendered":"Levels of Awkward"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Awkward:<\/strong> Having a lactation room right next to the office cafeteria.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Awkwarder:<\/strong> Emerging from said cafeteria with a jug of milk only to bump into someone exiting the the lactation room.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Awkwardest:<\/strong> Immediately getting a raging stiffy from the whole encounter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Awkward: Having a lactation room right next to the office cafeteria. 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