{"id":4990,"date":"2010-02-22T06:34:05","date_gmt":"2010-02-22T10:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4990"},"modified":"2010-02-22T06:34:05","modified_gmt":"2010-02-22T10:34:05","slug":"der-onion-stole-der-content","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/22\/der-onion-stole-der-content\/","title":{"rendered":"Der Onion Stole Der Content!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>2 Years Ago, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/05\/06\/thoughts-of-the-average-american-2\/\">Kit on PBH<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the motion offense.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news_briefs\/gay_marriage_passes_in_9\">This week on the Onion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A two-handed slam dunk by an openly homosexual man set off a chain of events this week that culminated in the legalization of gay marriage in nine states, including Mississippi and Alabama. &#8220;When I saw that dunk, I was like, &#8216;Whoa!'&#8221; said Alabama state Sen. Hinton Mitchem, adding that his office was flooded with calls and e-mails from constituents demanding legal recognition of same-sex marriages following the slam. &#8220;A guy with nasty moves like that should be entitled to the same fundamental rights as the rest of us.&#8221; On Thursday, the New York State Senate passed a resolution declaring that it would take a pretty sweet roundhouse kick from a gay mixed martial arts champion before it would allow homosexuals to marry.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>We slander, you decide.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>2 Years Ago, Kit on PBH: We believe in Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve, unless Steve can hit the 3 and Adam can run the motion offense. 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