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Listen to music again.<br \/>\n2 PM &#8212; Become frustrated at minesweeper.<br \/>\n2:30 PM &#8212; Head out.<\/p>\n<p>This day was typical for the coworkers as well.  Let&#8217;s go unfireable and unproductive government work!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The mouse will play<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>When the cat&#039;s away - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The mouse will play\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/government_employee\/10\/25\/when-the-cats-away\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"When the cat&#039;s away - 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