{"id":6490,"date":"2011-02-04T23:20:21","date_gmt":"2011-02-05T04:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=6490"},"modified":"2011-02-06T08:10:32","modified_gmt":"2011-02-06T13:10:32","slug":"bacon-is-good-for-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/kit\/02\/04\/bacon-is-good-for-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Bacon is good for me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ever since YouTube added the comment rating system, it&#8217;s been so much easier to find the diamonds in the rough piles of shit that are 99% of YouTube comments. And because of this I found the greatest quote ever, attached to this equally great video. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"YouTube video player\" width=\"640\" height=\"510\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2T_obaO46Bo?rel=0&amp;hd=1\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s very articulate for a child and has a southern accent. 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