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\u201cIf your house was destroyed, and you have looked around the neighborhood for our cable box and cannot find it, you owe us $212 and you need to either pay us or make an insurance claim on our behalf.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Charter Cable’s policy towards disaster victims<\/a> in Alabama and Mississippi that were struck by last months tornadoes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u201cIf your house was destroyed, and you have looked around the neighborhood for our cable box and cannot find it, you owe us $212 and you need to either pay us or make an insurance claim on our behalf.\u201d Charter Cable’s policy towards disaster victims in Alabama and Mississippi that were struck by last months […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Descent Into All Relations Turning Monetary - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"\u201cIf your house was destroyed, and you have looked around the neighborhood for our cable box and cannot find it, you owe us $212 and you need to either pay\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/news-to-make-you-blue\/05\/20\/the-descent-into-all-relations-turning-monetary\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Descent Into All Relations Turning Monetary - 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