{"id":7378,"date":"2011-07-03T19:55:04","date_gmt":"2011-07-03T23:55:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=7378"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:58:16","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:58:16","slug":"truthful-taglines-for-summer-blockbusters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/chethardrock\/07\/03\/truthful-taglines-for-summer-blockbusters\/","title":{"rendered":"Truthful Taglines for Summer Blockbusters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/J5fDw.jpg\" alt=\"\"><\/p>\n<p>Remember that thing that J.J. Abrams did that wasn&#8217;t a huge disappointment? No, not that one. No, not that one either.<\/center><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/hlKQh.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right we made three of them. Fuck you.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/tJwpx.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Do you want to see a Nazi get punched in the face? Hell yeah you do. Well that kind of shit happens all the time in this movie.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/bhXie.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If you see one film this summer that makes you ashamed of wanting to make hot, sweet love to someone you first saw when they were 8 years old, make it this one.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/7qRbN.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s bad <i>and<\/i> she&#8217;s a teacher! <\/p>\n<p>Alternate tagline: See it because we took the time to marginally improve on the original title &#8220;Shitty Comedy (movie).&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/Sx8O9.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A green ring brought him power, now he does some stuff. You&#8217;ll see it for some reason.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/FM4JA.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Come on, we made Wall-E for Christ&#8217;s sake. Oh, like everything you do is a fucking masterpiece? Asshole.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/GvkDO.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Hold on, just spitballing here, but what about Paul Blart&#8230;&#8230;.with a gorilla!<\/p>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that thing that J.J. Abrams did that wasn&#8217;t a huge disappointment? No, not that one. 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