{"id":833,"date":"2007-02-06T15:10:40","date_gmt":"2007-02-06T19:10:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/index.html"},"modified":"2007-06-26T19:14:59","modified_gmt":"2007-06-27T00:14:59","slug":"identify-the-jerk-off-scenes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/","title":{"rendered":"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0404203\/\">Little Children<\/a>, I decided that <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/news\/kreepie-kats\/kreepie-kats-raping-dakota-231712.php#c902231\">my favorite scene<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/blog-roundup\/02\/01\/jerk-off-scenes-finger-bangs-and-blogs\/index.html\">one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments<\/a>), including quote, needed to be on IMDB.com.  Check out my thoughtful contribution 2 weeks ago:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Update summary<\/p>\n<p>Little Children (2006)<br \/>\nQuotes &#8211; Add<br \/>\n{Haley, Jackie Earle@Ronald James McGorvey}: You aren&#8217;t going to tell anyone, or I&#8217;ll get you.<br \/>\n{Haley, Jackie Earle@Ronald James McGorvey}: ::furiously jerking off::<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And yet the <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0404203\/quotes\">quote page remains free of the wonder of the beat off<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe src=\"http:\/\/rcm.amazon.com\/e\/cm?t=probefhos-20&#038;o=1&#038;p=8&#038;l=as1&#038;asins=B000N3SU92&#038;fc1=000000&#038;IS2=1&#038;lt1=_blank&#038;lc1=0000FF&#038;bc1=000000&#038;bg1=FFFFFF&#038;f=ifr\" style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" scrolling=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on IMDB.com. Check out my thoughtful contribution 2 weeks ago: Update summary Little Children (2006) Quotes &#8211; Add {Haley, Jackie Earle@Ronald James McGorvey}: You aren&#8217;t going to tell anyone, or I&#8217;ll get you. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[566,568,567],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Identify the Jerk Off Scenes - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes - Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2007-02-06T19:10:40+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2007-06-27T00:14:59+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Word Of The Day\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Word Of The Day\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/\",\"name\":\"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes - Prose Before Hos\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2007-02-06T19:10:40+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2007-06-27T00:14:59+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c4db85cb425a44f6e5756c9cdba343fe\"},\"description\":\"After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/\",\"name\":\"Prose Before Hos\",\"description\":\"The Far Side Of Politics\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c4db85cb425a44f6e5756c9cdba343fe\",\"name\":\"Word Of The Day\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/author\/word-of-the-day\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes - Prose Before Hos","description":"After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes - Prose Before Hos","og_description":"After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on","og_url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/","og_site_name":"Prose Before Hos","article_published_time":"2007-02-06T19:10:40+00:00","article_modified_time":"2007-06-27T00:14:59+00:00","author":"Word Of The Day","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@pbhnetwork","twitter_site":"@pbhnetwork","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Word Of The Day"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/","url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/","name":"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes - Prose Before Hos","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2007-02-06T19:10:40+00:00","dateModified":"2007-06-27T00:14:59+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c4db85cb425a44f6e5756c9cdba343fe"},"description":"After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/02\/06\/identify-the-jerk-off-scenes\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Identify the Jerk Off Scenes"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/","name":"Prose Before Hos","description":"The Far Side Of Politics","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/c4db85cb425a44f6e5756c9cdba343fe","name":"Word Of The Day","url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/author\/word-of-the-day\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/19"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=833"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/833\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}