{"id":847,"date":"2007-02-14T12:05:49","date_gmt":"2007-02-14T16:05:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/02\/14\/a-knife-in-the-heart-of-valentines-day\/index.html"},"modified":"2013-04-21T18:39:17","modified_gmt":"2013-04-21T22:39:17","slug":"a-knife-in-the-heart-of-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/02\/14\/a-knife-in-the-heart-of-valentines-day\/","title":{"rendered":"A Knife in the Heart of Valentine’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Stage:<\/strong> Valentine’s Day, 2001. I am a high school senior, I do not have a valentine, and I have oddly colored hair. I do not like society or its make believe holidays<\/i><\/p>\n

The Victim:<\/strong> A decorated ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’ banner and the 900 or so cohabitants of the cafeteria during the lunch period.<\/p>\n

The result:<\/strong><\/p>\n