{"id":912,"date":"2007-03-20T14:18:34","date_gmt":"2007-03-20T19:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/03\/20\/they-tried-to-teach-my-baby-science\/"},"modified":"2007-03-20T14:34:01","modified_gmt":"2007-03-20T19:34:01","slug":"they-tried-to-teach-my-baby-science","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/03\/20\/they-tried-to-teach-my-baby-science\/","title":{"rendered":"They Tried To Teach My Baby Science"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/science.reddit.com\/info\/1bk5x\/comments\/c1bkf5\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/onionmagazine_1020.article.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Ha!<\/a> Science. What has <a href=\"http:\/\/thepoodleanddogblog.typepad.com\/the_poodle_and_dog_blog\/2007\/03\/random_thoughts.html\">science<\/a> ever given us? I&#8217;ll tell you what it&#8217;s given us: <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/tfk\/2007\/03\/accounting_tricks_democracy_an.php\">Nazi&#8217;s<\/a>, Puma footwear and apparel, intrusive anal-based exams, medicine, and other forms of <a href=\"http:\/\/friendlyatheist.com\/2007\/03\/20\/bible-nazi-germany-planned-parenthood-biology\/\">wizardry<\/a>. Frankly, me and the rest of the <a href=\"http:\/\/targuman.org\/blog\/?p=590\">unenlightened Judeo-Christian world<\/a> don&#8217;t need it&#8217;s hog wash anymore. When I get prostate cancer, I want them to bathe me in holy water so I can let Jesus&#8217; magic remove the embodiment of sin (or as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buridansass.com\/index.php?\/buridan\/the_vast_atheistic_conspiracy_controlling_our_public_discourse_on_religion\/\">Practitioners of Atheism<\/a>, aka Doctors, would have me believe, the uncontrolled division of cells). These sins include but are not limited to looking at my sister&#8217;s breasts at age 14 and briefly glancing at a <a href=\"http:\/\/right-thinking.com\/index.php\/weblog\/hard_wired\/\">homosexual<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.towleroad.com\/2007\/03\/antigay_pastor_.html\">couple<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ha! Science. What has science ever given us? I&#8217;ll tell you what it&#8217;s given us: Nazi&#8217;s, Puma footwear and apparel, intrusive anal-based exams, medicine, and other forms of wizardry. Frankly, me and the rest of the unenlightened Judeo-Christian world don&#8217;t need it&#8217;s hog wash anymore. When I get prostate cancer, I want them to bathe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>They Tried To Teach My Baby Science - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Ha! Science. What has science ever given us? 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