{"id":935,"date":"2007-03-28T10:25:04","date_gmt":"2007-03-28T15:25:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/video-of-the-day\/03\/28\/peanut-butter-the-atheists-nightmare\/"},"modified":"2013-04-21T15:13:19","modified_gmt":"2013-04-21T19:13:19","slug":"peanut-butter-the-atheists-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/video-of-the-day\/03\/28\/peanut-butter-the-atheists-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Peanut Butter, The Atheist&#8217;s Nightmare!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FZFG5PKw504?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Finally, my <a href=\"http:\/\/digbysblog.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/faith-based-straight-jacket-by-digby.html\">PROOF<\/a>! <a href=\"http:\/\/mondaymorninginsight.com\/index.php\/site\/comments\/church_video_ideas_using_motion_backgrounds_in_worship\/\">God<\/a>, I needed this.  All of my friends have been all up in arms about &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.sciam.com\/index.php?title=reality_check_83_of_americans_now_say_gl&#038;more=1&#038;c=1&#038;tb=1&#038;pb=1\">science<\/a>&#8216; this, &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/guerillawomentn.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/how-many-scientists.html\">science<\/a>&#8216; that. Well I don&#8217;t NEED science, I got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rooksrant.com\/2007\/03\/the_worlds_stupidist_human_bei.php\">G-O-D<\/a> on my side.  And he is tall and <a href=\"http:\/\/treebeard31.wordpress.com\/2007\/03\/28\/cant-blame-white-people-bill-cosby\/\">white<\/a> and has not yet committed adultery or <a href=\"http:\/\/ashvegas.squarespace.com\/journal\/2007\/3\/13\/wloser-odds-and-ends.html\">molested<\/a> a <a href=\"http:\/\/mcelroycounseling.com\/notes\/?p=540\">child<\/a> as proven by a jury of his <a href=\"http:\/\/babblemur.com\/blog\/?p=975\">peers<\/a>.  So you know what, all you HIGH and MIGHTY <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bookninja.com\/?p=2524\">thinkers<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scienceblog.com\/cms\/ewwwww-anthropologist-studies-evolutions-disgusting-side-12877.html\">science<\/a> may be all &#8216;factual&#8217; and &#8216;proven&#8217; and &#8216;thought out&#8217;, but I only need one <a href=\"http:\/\/reasoningrepaired.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/reasonable-science-reasonable-faith.html\">FABLE<\/a>, and that&#8217;s the Bible.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.energionpubs.com\/wordpress\/?p=644\">God&#8217;s word<\/a>, spoken straight through the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.terrystorch.com\/?p=49\">mouth hole<\/a> of a bastard Jew child who liked carpentry. I mean, what makes sense, a 2000 year old <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kalilily.net\/weblog\/07\/03\/27\/230421.html\">super hero<\/a> or tested &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.gopunditgo.com\/?p=903\">theory<\/a>&#8216; and &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/politicalincorrectblog.com\/2007\/03\/27\/global-warming-journalism-don%e2%80%99t-make-me-laugh\/\">science<\/a>&#8216;?  Jesus is the best, and if you don&#8217;t think so, he&#8217;ll <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hanlonsrazor.org\/2007\/03\/27\/more-problems-hitting-alberto-gonzales\/\">poke your eye out<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/simplyleftbehind.blogspot.com\/2007\/03\/poking-hornets-nest-with-penis.html\">kick Allah in the testicles<\/a> at the same time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, my PROOF! God, I needed this. All of my friends have been all up in arms about &#8216;science&#8216; this, &#8216;science&#8216; that. Well I don&#8217;t NEED science, I got G-O-D on my side. And he is tall and white and has not yet committed adultery or molested a child as proven by a jury of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":38,"featured_media":10742,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[261],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Peanut Butter, The Atheist&#039;s Nightmare! - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=FZFG5PKw504 Finally, my PROOF! God, I needed this. 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