{"id":956,"date":"2007-04-03T14:59:01","date_gmt":"2007-04-03T19:59:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/04\/03\/jumping-the-shark-while-eating-salad-with-a-spoon\/"},"modified":"2007-04-03T15:02:54","modified_gmt":"2007-04-03T20:02:54","slug":"jumping-the-shark-while-eating-salad-with-a-spoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/04\/03\/jumping-the-shark-while-eating-salad-with-a-spoon\/","title":{"rendered":"Jumping the Shark While Eating Salad With A Spoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/biobrain.blogspot.com\/2007\/04\/playing-mccain.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.desertratdemocrat.com\/archives\/1-mccain_bush_hug.jpg\" alt=\"john mccain, selling out as best he knows\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.crooksandliars.com\/2007\/04\/03\/a-credibility-killing-moment\/\">John McCain<\/a>, John McCain, what a maverick! Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you it wasn&#8217;t a salad fork. This guy could have used a spoon! There&#8217;s no predicting him. By the way, Senator McCain, it&#8217;s so wonderful to see you coming back into the Republican fold. I have a summer house in South Carolina; look me up when you go to speak at Bob Jones University. So glad you&#8217;ve seen the light, sir.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Remember when people cared about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.motherjones.com\/mojoblog\/archives\/2007\/04\/4060_kerry_mccain_ap.html\">John McCain,<\/a> Mr. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.smalldeadanimals.com\/archives\/005905.html\">Maverick<\/a> of the Republican party, who is now relegated to <a href=\"http:\/\/eddriscoll.com\/archives\/010726.php\">running behind<\/a> a <a href=\"http:\/\/rising-hegemon.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/well-it-is-one-topics-of-week.html\">Mormon<\/a> who presumably has sex with 20 wives who pray to <a href=\"http:\/\/762justice.com\/2007\/04\/03\/public-defamation-of-religion-aka-dont-mock-mohammad-infidel\/\">Muhammed<\/a> and a <a href=\"http:\/\/allspinzone.com\/wp\/2007\/04\/03\/rudys-family-values\/\">New Yorker who married his cousin <\/a>(and I didn&#8217;t even have to make that part up).  I could pretend to remember, but I was too busy doing blow in Netscape&#8217;s bathroom at the time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John McCain, John McCain, what a maverick! Somebody find out what fork he used on his salad, because I guarantee you it wasn&#8217;t a salad fork. This guy could have used a spoon! There&#8217;s no predicting him. By the way, Senator McCain, it&#8217;s so wonderful to see you coming back into the Republican fold. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":19,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Jumping the Shark While Eating Salad With A Spoon - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"John McCain, John McCain, what a maverick! 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