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America, land of the free?
\nWhoever told you that is your enemy<\/p>\n

I sing of simpler times, when we were free to have blow jobs in the Oval Office. Let us recap the non-violent American news today:<\/p>\n

Don’t ever mess with America ever, even if what you are doing is not a crime, don’t fuck with us period.<\/a><\/p>\n

Service your masters, who cares about morality? Let’s get real, really realistic, ends must justify means, this ism is the only real one.<\/a><\/p>\n

Fast food politics, the theory is always prettier than the reality<\/a><\/p>\n

Is this what the people want? Is this for the people, of the people, by the people?<\/a><\/p>\n

I want to impeach Cheney<\/a>, I am so sick of this evil feeling, but maybe it is just tax-day.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

America, land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy I sing of simpler times, when we were free to have blow jobs in the Oval Office. Let us recap the non-violent American news today: Don’t ever mess with America ever, even if what you are doing is not a crime, don’t fuck […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nTimes Like These - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"America, land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy I sing of simpler times, when we were free to have blow jobs in the Oval Office. 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