Does Lebron James Hate Queers?

Via Pandagon, the oddly grown up version of Lebron-bron, Bishop Harry Jackson, is rallying the forces of darkness (and by darkness, I mean literal armies of black Jesus-slaves) to rise up against the hate crime legislation that includes gay-bashing. Because, in his words, why do gays hate religious freedom:

Gay activists around the country are getting nervous that they are about to experience an embarrassing political setback. Instead of amending the hate crimes legislation that protects churches in a substantive way, they are simply crying out in a louder, more threatening manner. Gay advocates are not looking for fairness; they are looking for an upper hand.

…Both gays and blacks should get justice in America, but we cannot allow either group to receive special privileges at the expense of another group of Americans. If the loopholes in this legislation are not closed, Christians and Bible-teaching churches could become victims of a strange brand of reverse discrimination. These actions are tantamount to the gay community saying, “Freedom for me, but bondage for you.” This attitude is just not consistent with America’s ideals.

Watch out, black community! The overpowering hand of homosexuality is bearing down upon you again! Rise against the oppressor, so numerous Ludacris albums may rain down upon us!



The Political Rat Race

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Identify the Jerk Off Scenes

After seeing Little Children, I decided that my favorite scene (one of two wonderful MALE MASTURBATION moments), including quote, needed to be on Check out my thoughtful contribution 2 weeks ago:

Update summary

Little Children (2006)
Quotes – Add
{Haley, Jackie [email protected] James McGorvey}: You aren’t going to tell anyone, or I’ll get you.
{Haley, Jackie [email protected] James McGorvey}: ::furiously jerking off::

And yet the quote page remains free of the wonder of the beat off.



Bac-os Bits & Boca Burger Boners

My wife bought something called “Bac-os Bits”. I pretty much love bacon, she knows it, and I thought those “Bac-os Bits” were little bite sized peices of bacon for those occations when people who love bacon are running short on time. I chucked a handful in my mouth before I realized that those “Bac-os Bits” are not real bacon.

I read the label, they are some kind of a vegitarian thing. There was nothing close to meat or meat by-products listed on the ingrediaents list. We have been married for over 10 years and I have never, absolutly never gave my wife any indication that I was dissatisfied with real bacon, now she’s buying “Bac-os Bits”.

I looked through the rest of the refrigerator and I saw something called “Boca Burgers”, we normally use fresh ground beef for burgers, so this was odd. I read the package and again-no meat. Why would anyone want a burger with no meat? need for a diet to feel better ? try the best fat burner supplements !

I think she is having an affair.

I bet she is seeing some skinny metro-sexual vegitarian or something. She probably met this guy at her finger nail place, she told me once about “guys” going there to get their nails done. When she said that, I chuckled- but perhaps this what these “guys” do to hit on married women.

I don’t know what to do. Should I confront her about the affair? Should I join her and try to enjoy some of these new things she is trying and ignore the affair for now? I need some advice. Thanks


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