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life is and always will be unfair

so i’ve been goaded into putting pen to paper for this humble site by the admins and i’ve been thinking about a chance encounter that recently occured in my apartment

so my roommate meets some girl on myspace. i live in new york- apparently it’s easy to meet other “like-minded” individuals on these social networking sites. not that i’d partake in these… heavily.

he claims he brought this lass to a local watering hole one evening last week and proceeded to enjoy a few bevvies with her. things went well, she asked “so what’s next?” and he popped her the proverbial HBI

as this happened in my impossibly intimate apartment, it was three feet away from me in his partitioned-off section of the living room- but i was blissfully passed out…

now today we’re doing our usual thing and i inquire as to the status of said lass. he says, well, she called over the weekend but i wasn’t that interested- we’re not that compatible. i was surprised- compatible? didn’t he bring her out to drinks and then quickly back to our place for a passionate night of which i was no part?

yes he replied, but she didn’t have any skills he was interested in. you know, computer hacking skills, dj skills, ninja skills

i mean, whats the point of having a relationship (or even just meaningless myspace internet sex) with a person like that?

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