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RIP, Man In The Mirror

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Signs I Should Probably Off Myself

The last song I heard on the radio to work: Coldplay — Viva La Vida
The first song I heard on the radio after work: Coldplay — Viva La Vida

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I Once Performed Fellatio On Bill Brasky Behind A Jiffy Lube

“So anyway, Brasky would put on a white tie and tails and walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes, Brasky had to shoot the maid.”

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