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Where did my buildings go?

I’m glad the intelligence agencies are worried about their buildings being on Google Maps & GoogleEarth… but really, when you have security guards that let anyone in, does it even matter?

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my day at work today

Productive for approximately 2 minutes. Full of solitaire and minesweeper the other 418.

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in the office today

#1 a blind person
#2 a 8 year old girl

Are either of these people on the payroll? I wouldn’t be surprised if the government is being billed 55 dollars an hour for administrative support for both of these people.

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Thanks for the free gross out

Some wonderful things you get to hear in the bathroom:

A man hemmoraging himself while in the toilet. I am not comfortable in being an enclosed space with another male moaning.

Two men chit chatting to each other about coitus while urinating.

Is this sexual harassment? When do I get to cash in?

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yay! back to work

Well, instead of getting paid nothing to surf the internet from home, I am now getting paid to surf the internet from an office. In related news, my work has blocked Facebook.

You dont pay me to do nothing, but you do pay me to do a little bit more than nothing.

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