We Got A Black Person Trespassing On The White House

From the New York Times [For Some, Uncertainty Starts at Racial Identity]:

“He’s neither-nor,” said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. “He’s other. It’s in the Bible. Come as one. Don’t create other breeds.”

…

“I would think of him as I would of another of mixed race,” said Glenn Reynolds, 74, a retired textile worker in Martinsville, Va., and a former supervisor at a Goodyear plant. “God taught the children of Israel not to intermarry. You should be proud of what you are, and not intermarry.”

………………

“He’s going to tear up the rose bushes and plant a watermelon patch,” said James Halsey, chuckling, while standing in the Wal-Mart parking lot with fellow workers in the environmental cleanup business. “I just don’t think we’ll ever have a black president.”

And the delicious cherry:

“I’ve always been against the blacks,” said Mr. Rowell, who is in his 70s, recalling how he was arrested for throwing firecrackers in the black section of town.

See Also: McCain sewing seeds of hate?, Sacramento GOP Calls for Waterboarding Obama, A Civil War In The McCain Campaign, “It’s The Socialists Taking Over Our Country”, Kat Watch, None Dare Call It Racism, The Most Racist Moments Of The 2008 Presidential Race, Rush Limbaugh Says Angry Blacks Are In 30 Year Plot To Train Black Children as Militants, and Liberal Blogger Takes on Race Baiters.

[tags]racism, 2008 election, republicans, democrats, the south, rednecks, hillbillies, idiots, southerners, racists, biracial, the bible, children of Israel, walmart, conservatives, crazy, confederacy, public displays of racism, quotes, racist quotes, barack obama, black, new york times, nytimes[/tags]

Conservatives With Erections For Sarah Palin

I’m sure I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America. This is a quality that can’t be learned; it’s either something you have or you don’t, and man, she’s got it.

Conservative commentator Rich Lowry of the National Review basically saying that Sarah Palin did well because she gave him a boner

Enjoy what you read? Subscribe to Prose Before Hos via email or via RSS feed.

See Also: Palin’s “Little Starbursts”, Olberdouche Just Being Himself, Palin’s Appeal, The Gift That Keeps On Giving, Shorter Rich Lowry, Great Moments With Mrs. Palin, and Regular People Heart Palin and Starbursts!

[tags]sarah palin, sara palin, rich lowry, rich lowery, national review, corner online, masturbating, erections, boners, sex with sarah palin, erotic, winks, conservatives for sarah palin, starbursts[/tags]

Lenin Explains The Bailout

“Fascism is capitalism in decay” — Vladimir Lenin

Enjoy what you read? Subscribe to Prose Before Hos via email or via RSS feed.

See Also: The Low Spin Zone, Weak Politicians Reward Failed Businessmen, The bailout and GOP populists, House Passes Latest Bailout Bill 263 – 171, House Passes Corporate Welfare Bill 263-171, and $700B bailout bill passed.

[tags]vladimir lenin, lenin, lenin explains the bailout, federal bailout, socialism, capitalism, fascism, free market, communism, failed capitalism, state enterprise, government bailout, october 3rd, washington dc, politicians[/tags]

Fleeced By The Capitalists

It is an old maxim and a very sound one, that he that dances should always pay the fiddler. Now, sir, in the present case, if any gentlemen, whose money is a burden to them, choose to lead off a dance, I am decidedly opposed to the people’s money being used to pay the fiddler…all this to settle a question in which the people have no interest, and about which they care nothing. These capitalists generally act harmoniously, and in concert, to fleece the people, and now, that they have got into a quarrel with themselves, we are called upon to appropriate the people’s money to settle the quarrel.

Abraham Lincoln in a Speech in the Illinois Legislature Concerning the State Bank [via Tiny Revolution]

Enjoy what you read? Subscribe to Prose Before Hos via email or via RSS feed.

See Also: George Will on the bailout, Diabolical Plot, Why the next bailout bill should fail, too, The Roots Of The Financial Crisis, The unexpected return of class war, McCain, the GOP and the Bailout, Populism Has Its Uses, and Common Sense Reasons Why The Bailout Is A Scam and Caused By Lenders.

[tags]abraham lincoln, ab lincoln, fleeced by the capitalists, capitalism, quote, economic bailout[/tags]

Sarah Palin Is Still A Huge Mother Fucking Moron

“But, look, I understand this day and age of ‘gotcha’ journalism,” McCain said. “Is that a pizza place? In a conversation with someone who you didn’t hear the question very well, you don’t know the context of the conversation, grab a phrase. Gov. Palin and I agree that you don’t announce that you’re going to attack another country.”

It’s gotten so bad that John McCain has to chaperon his down syndrome Vice President pick Sarah Palin to all of her interviews. Do you think he has an electronic buzzer so he can shock her everytime she starts talking about molecules and Vladimir Putin invading Russia so she can have foreign policy experience?

Enjoy what you read? Subscribe to Prose Before Hos via email or via RSS feed.

See Also: The End Of McCain’s Reputation, Yes, Andrew, Sarah Palin is a disaster, The Daily Palin… Unleashed?, OMG: Palin can’t name one magazine/newspaper she reads, Palin Questions The Ethics Of Couric And Gibson, Hating Sarah Palin, and Leaked Memo of McCain Camp’s Future Hail Marys.

[tags]sarah palin, john mccain, katie couric interview, dual interview, sara palen, sarah palen, sarah paline, complete idiot, terrible interview, pakistan question, john mccane, jon mccain, mccain questions, katie courac, cbs interview, terrible answeres, gotcha journalism[/tags]