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Jimmy Carter On The Year’s “Best” Picture

Argo won gold at last night’s Academy Awards, but certainly not for its historical accuracy. Says Carter, “90% of the contributions to the ideas and the consummation of the plan was Canadian,” Carter said. “And the movie gives almost full credit to the American CIA. And with that exception, the movie is very good…”

So in other words, congratulations, Ben?

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Marco Rubio’s Dry Mouth

Well, if and when the United States decides that waterboarding is no longer humane/effective, the CIA can always show this video at detainment camps.

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Hitler: Obama’s Dad?

Another (satirical, we hope) birther revelation: the 72-year-old Adolph Hitler fled to Kenya and fathered Barack Hussein Obama.

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The Bush “State Of The Union” B-Side

“I told the country and I told the world, ‘if it feels good, do it’.”

NB: we know this is obviously not Dubya’s State of the Union address — not nearly enough verbal missteps.

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Elizabeth Warren Giving Bankers Hell

The senator’s first Banking Committee hearing was delivered on February 14th. What a sweet V-day gift.

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