To make up for their silence, they ceaselessly squawk in the name of white Christian males throughout the nation. They’re all about the balance, those Republicans.
The only flaw in the logic here is that this assumes that the “America” that Native Americans knew prior to colonial settlements wasn’t up to par.
On November 4th, Congress voted to make additional cuts to the food stamp program, negatively impacting 47 million Americans. Tomorrow, as we celebrate the American values of glut, decadence and trans fats, take a moment to consider what one Thanksgiving meal might mean to those quite a bit less fortunate than you.
Because, let’s be honest: acknowledging and working to alleviate poverty isn’t as fun as prying through e-mails.
For Thanksgiving, be sure to try John Boehner’s pumpkin pie recipe. Oddly enough, ‘pumpkin pie’ is also the name of his preferred self tanning shade.
