{"id":131562,"date":"2012-08-08T12:00:49","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T16:00:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=131562"},"modified":"2013-12-09T11:46:15","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T16:46:15","slug":"my-big-fat-american-pilgrimage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/political-ironing\/08\/08\/my-big-fat-american-pilgrimage\/","title":{"rendered":"My Big Fat American Pilgrimage"},"content":{"rendered":"
Someone wake me up when we’re no longer so fucking embarrassing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Someone wake me up when we’re no longer so fucking embarrassing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":530,"featured_media":131573,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[260],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n