{"id":137134,"date":"2013-02-04T13:00:04","date_gmt":"2013-02-04T18:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=137134"},"modified":"2013-12-09T11:46:07","modified_gmt":"2013-12-09T16:46:07","slug":"message-to-hillary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/political-ironing\/02\/04\/message-to-hillary\/","title":{"rendered":"A Message To The Newly-Retired Hillary Clinton"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear Hillary,<\/p>\n

You’re tired. You’re triple-Platinum in Frequent Flyer miles these days. So, please, come January, put your feet up, pen that memoir, maybe be a grandma if Chelsea is up for it. But, come 2015, if you get that itch for the one office that has eluded you and final glass ceiling to smash, you know we\u2019ve got a place for you. You know we already have a super PAC \u201cReady For Hillary\u201d queued up for you, too. And you know we know: Andrew Cuomo is borderline, Elizabeth Warren is too liberal, and Joe Biden talks too much.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Regards,<\/p>\n

Your (Grateful) Democratic Party<\/p>\n

P.S. Bill can come, too.<\/p>\n

P.P.S. The Hillary memes<\/a> as well. <\/p>\n

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Thanks to About.com<\/a> for the stockpile of awesome Hil memes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dear Hillary, You’re tired. You’re triple-Platinum in Frequent Flyer miles these days. So, please, come January, put your feet up, pen that memoir, maybe be a grandma if Chelsea is up for it. But, come 2015, if you get that itch for the one office that has eluded you and final glass ceiling to smash, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":530,"featured_media":137144,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[220,260],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nA Message To The Newly-Retired Hillary Clinton - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Dear Hillary, You're tired. You're triple-Platinum in Frequent Flyer miles these days. 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