{"id":1763,"date":"2008-02-18T20:41:04","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T01:41:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/link-of-the-day\/02\/18\/wholefoods-indie-bands-slow-dancing-zach-braff-anorexia\/"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:31:54","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:31:54","slug":"wholefoods-indie-bands-slow-dancing-zach-braff-anorexia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/link-of-the-day\/02\/18\/wholefoods-indie-bands-slow-dancing-zach-braff-anorexia\/","title":{"rendered":"Wholefoods, Indie Bands, Slow Dancing, Zach Braff, Anorexia."},"content":{"rendered":"

Today’s link is Stuff White People Like<\/a>, a blog (you guessed it) about what white people like. We’re so lame!<\/em> Some of the best include:<\/p>\n

#67 Standing Still at Concerts<\/a><\/p>\n

…So when white people go to concerts at smaller venues, what to do they do? They stand still! This is an important part of white concert going as it enables you to focus on the music, and it will prevent drawing excess attention to you. Remember, at a concert everyone is watching you just waiting for you to try to start dancing. Then they will make fun of you.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

#65 Co-Ed Sports<\/a><\/p>\n

…But if you are reasonably skilled in sports, you have to be extremely careful how you approach your co-ed matches. If you try TOO hard (bowling over a female catcher, throwing a kickball EXTRA hard at someone) you come off as an aggressive, crazy maniac. On the other hand, if you don\u2019t try at all you come off as a jerk who thinks they are above the game. The only solution is to approach the game like a point-shaving basketball player – play hard enough to be convincing, but not hard enough to win. If you follow these rules, you will find yourself invited to the mandatory post-game drinks at a local bar where you will be photographed many times.
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\n#64 Recycling<\/a><\/p>\n

Recycling is a part of a larger theme of stuff white people like: saving the earth without having to do that much.<\/p>\n

Recycling is fantastic! You can still buy all the stuff you like (bottled water, beer, wine, organic iced tea, and cans of all varieties) and then when you\u2019re done you just put it in a DIFFERENT bin than where you would throw your other garbage. And boom! Environment saved! Everyone feels great, it\u2019s so easy!<\/p>\n

#63 Expensive Sandwiches<\/a><\/p>\n

If you are in the position where you need to take a white person to lunch for business or pleasure, saying \u201cI know a great sandwich shop,\u201d will always bring out a smile. The white person will then tell you about the great sandwich shop in the town where they went to college and how they had a crush on a waiter, or that there was some special sandwich that they always ordered. This will put the person in a good mood.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s important to note that this type of restaurant is best for business or friendship situations as it is very neutral and does not carry connotations like Sushi or Breakfast.<\/p>\n

These sandwiches generally start at $8.99. Remember that whenever a white person says they wants to go to a sandwich shop you are looking at at least a $15 outlay after tip and drink, $20 if the place has a good selection of microbrews.<\/p>\n

Also note: white people will wait up to 40 minutes for a good sandwich.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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