{"id":2065,"date":"2008-09-04T15:14:56","date_gmt":"2008-09-04T20:14:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=2065"},"modified":"2008-09-04T15:14:56","modified_gmt":"2008-09-04T20:14:56","slug":"those-dolphins-just-so-damn-silky-smooth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/piercing-glares-enticing-stares\/09\/04\/those-dolphins-just-so-damn-silky-smooth\/","title":{"rendered":"Those dolphins… just so damn silky smooth"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anyway, we were all at Sea World and it was hotter than hell, so we decided to go to a show to cool off for a while. It was one of those shows where the dolphins jump up and do tricks and then the big killer whale splashes everybody with water. And at this show I started watching the dolphins jump around, and it just captivated me. I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection. I became alarmed, but that only made it throb harder. For the entire rest of the show I tried my damnedest to keep my arousal in check, but every glance I took at the cetaceans in the pool below induced a surge of hormones from my perspiring testicles.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Not a joke, and not a ‘happy ending’. My wife left me because the dolphins at Sea World gave me an erection.<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n

[tags]dolphins, erection, sea world, husband, father, weird, creepy, NSFW[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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