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How’s a squirrel to eat if there aren’t any motherfucking acorns? Watch out for killer squirrels is all I’m trying to say. First bees, and now acorns. Mother Nature is fucking weird. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2008\/11\/29\/AR2008112902045.html?hpid=topnews&sub=AR How’s a squirrel to eat if there aren’t any motherfucking acorns? Watch out for killer squirrels is all I’m trying to say. First bees, and now acorns. 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