{"id":3211,"date":"2009-01-03T00:24:02","date_gmt":"2009-01-03T05:24:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=3211"},"modified":"2009-01-03T00:24:02","modified_gmt":"2009-01-03T05:24:02","slug":"usher-you-aint-even-trying-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/01\/03\/usher-you-aint-even-trying-anymore\/","title":{"rendered":"Usher, You Ain’t Even Trying Anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

I did Charlottesville to NYC and back within 72 hours, so I had the chance to catch up on that damn rap music those kids are listening to now a days. Usher’s Trading Places is a popular song, so by the end of the trip, I was pretty familiar with the lyrics. And I got to say, this mother fucker is not even bothering to try anymore. Get a sample:<\/p>\n

Skip dinner and we gonna rent a movie
\nYou order chinese food right before you do me<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

and<\/p>\n

(yeah) Wash the car
\n(yeah) I’m gonna walk the dog
\n(yeah) Take out the trash
\n(yeah) With nothing but your t-shirt on
\n(yeah) I’m gonna press your shirt
\n(yeah) I’m gonna wrinkle mines up <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Now, call me crazy, but I don’t exactly start thinking about plowing me lady after I order up some crispy beef. Nor do I fancy eating egg rolls after 7 minutes in missionary heaven (though that does sort of sound good now).<\/p>\n

Check out the second part too… a fairy tale of domesticity from Usher. Nothing gets a lady wet like talking about doing chores. I can only hope my nocturnal emission comes from dreams of Usher wearing nothing but my worn out V-neck undershirts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I did Charlottesville to NYC and back within 72 hours, so I had the chance to catch up on that damn rap music those kids are listening to now a days. Usher’s Trading Places is a popular song, so by the end of the trip, I was pretty familiar with the lyrics. 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