{"id":3225,"date":"2009-01-08T19:27:24","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T00:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=3225"},"modified":"2009-01-08T19:27:24","modified_gmt":"2009-01-09T00:27:24","slug":"live-blogging-avril-lavigne-complicated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/word-of-the-day\/01\/08\/live-blogging-avril-lavigne-complicated\/","title":{"rendered":"Live Blogging Avril Lavigne &#8211; Complicated"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A girl on a skateboard? Whatever!<\/p>\n<p>A girl on a skateboard in the mall?!?! Whatever!<\/p>\n<p>Giant hot dog.<\/p>\n<p>Skateboards, mall.<\/p>\n<p>Toothy smile.<\/p>\n<p>Fishing pole.<\/p>\n<p>Bling, in the mall.<\/p>\n<p>More skateboarding.<\/p>\n<p>Baggy pants. Athletic store.<\/p>\n<p>Upside down slam jam.<\/p>\n<p>Heartfelt stares.<\/p>\n<p>More skateboarding. Long arm-ings.<\/p>\n<p>Funny poses in funny clothes.<\/p>\n<p>LOL preppy clothes.<\/p>\n<p>Ohno mall security!<\/p>\n<p>People falling, it&#8217;s just like life.<\/p>\n<p>Gigantic toy car.<\/p>\n<p>Fisheye lense. Pool in the middle of the mall.<\/p>\n<p>Just a crazy day at the mall.<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nNote: this was funny in principle.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A girl on a skateboard? Whatever! A girl on a skateboard in the mall?!?! Whatever! Giant hot dog. Skateboards, mall. Toothy smile. Fishing pole. Bling, in the mall. More skateboarding. Baggy pants. Athletic store. Upside down slam jam. Heartfelt stares. More skateboarding. Long arm-ings. Funny poses in funny clothes. LOL preppy clothes. Ohno mall security! 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