{"id":3739,"date":"2009-05-04T09:42:50","date_gmt":"2009-05-04T13:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=3739"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:31:48","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:31:48","slug":"the-greatest-website-known-to-mankind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/link-of-the-day\/05\/04\/the-greatest-website-known-to-mankind\/","title":{"rendered":"The Greatest Website Known To Mankind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know much of art, good taste, or &#8216;common decency&#8217;, but in my estimations, <a href=\"http:\/\/playhimoffkeyboardcat.com\/\">Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat<\/a> is the greatest website ever known to man.<\/p>\n<p>Observe:<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2ndx_IdlUQU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/2ndx_IdlUQU&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" wmode=\"transparent\"><\/embed><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Did you fucking see that? Did nails just come out of your soul because you&#8217;re a robot? The cat&#8230; <em>it played the god damn keyboard.<\/em> Do you even comprehend that? COULD YOU COMPREHEND THAT?<\/p>\n<p>Whoever you are, Cat Playing Keyboard creator, I will marry you and adamantly follow whatever cult you lead (as long as its based on keyboard cats).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know much of art, good taste, or &#8216;common decency&#8217;, but in my estimations, Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat is the greatest website ever known to man. Observe: Did you fucking see that? Did nails just come out of your soul because you&#8217;re a robot? The cat&#8230; it played the god damn keyboard. Do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":39,"featured_media":14407,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>The Greatest Website Known To Mankind - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I don&#039;t know much of art, good taste, or &#039;common decency&#039;, but in my estimations, Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat is the greatest website ever known to man.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/link-of-the-day\/05\/04\/the-greatest-website-known-to-mankind\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"The Greatest Website Known To Mankind - 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