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<\/center><\/p>\nErgo, “Momma, we’re gonna go to Applebee’s and you can get the best shrimp dinner you ever done have. PAW, fire up the ATV and put on your church clothes, we’re going into town!”<\/p>\n
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All across America, Mothers are getting the worst Mothers Day ever: Ergo, “Momma, we’re gonna go to Applebee’s and you can get the best shrimp dinner you ever done have. PAW, fire up the ATV and put on your church clothes, we’re going into town!” [tags]applebees, applebee menus, google trends, mothers day, worst mothers day […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":27,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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