{"id":4169,"date":"2009-07-14T14:45:59","date_gmt":"2009-07-14T18:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4169"},"modified":"2009-07-14T14:45:59","modified_gmt":"2009-07-14T18:45:59","slug":"oh-sarah-its-good-to-have-you-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/ho-of-the-week\/07\/14\/oh-sarah-its-good-to-have-you-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh Sarah, It&#8217;s Good To Have You Back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Sarah, I was so worried about you&#8230; about <em>us<\/em>. You see, you gave us <a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/administrator\/11\/07\/1-million-mother-fucking-hits\/\">our best month ever<\/a> in October. We spent an entire month insulting your ever-present stupidity, the constant accessorizing of your retard baby, your victimhood complex, and above all, the sheer force of your media-obsessed narcissism colliding with your ability to routinely embarrass yourself everytime you opened your mouth.<\/p>\n<p>And so when you resigned last week, I thought to myself &#8220;That&#8217;s it, Prose Before Hos is dead&#8221;. But I was wrong. You are so firmly committed to being a self-centered, egotistical jackal that you will do anything to get attention. While I feel sorry for Alaska (sort of), I am happy to see you insert yourself onto my cathode-ray tube in another vain attempt to make America all about Sarah Palin &#8212; a full 9 months after the elections should have made you irrelevant.<\/p>\n<p>You are America&#8217;s ho, Sarah Palin, and I&#8217;d have it no other way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>See Also:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2009\/07\/politically-if-i-die-i-die.html\">&#8220;Politically, If I Die, I Die&#8221;<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2009\/07\/mal.html\">Malkin Award Nominee<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.americanthinker.com\/2009\/07\/god_and_sarah_palin.html\">God and Sarah Palin<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/politics.theatlantic.com\/2009\/07\/pals_around_with_terrorists_palin_wasnt_rogue_after_all.php\">&#8220;Pals Around With Terrorists&#8221;: Palin Wasn&#8217;t That Rogue, After All<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/legalinsurrection.blogspot.com\/2009\/07\/if-palin-were-president-now.html\">If Palin Were President Now<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/allspinzone.com\/wp\/2009\/07\/09\/sarah-palin-right-wing-savior-or-grifter\/\">Sarah Palin: Right Wing Savior or Grifter?<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com\/atlas_shrugs\/2009\/07\/puff-ho-bares-her-fangs-huffington-post-palin-attack-again-.html\">Huffington Post Palin Attack again<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/obsidianwings.blogs.com\/obsidian_wings\/2009\/07\/the-fall.html\">The Fall<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/politicalirony.com\/2009\/07\/12\/bumper-sticker-of-the-times\/\">Bumper sticker of the times<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/obsidianwings.blogs.com\/obsidian_wings\/2009\/07\/the-crucifixion-of-sarah-palin.html\">The &#8220;Crucifixion&#8221; of Sarah Palin<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.redstate.com\/dan_mclaughlin\/2009\/07\/14\/sarah-palin-and-the-scum-of-the-earth\/\">Sarah Palin and the Scum of the Earth<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/evilmonito.com\/2009\/07\/14\/palin-is-still-active-in-the-media\/\">Palin is Still Active in the Media<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/mightygodking.com\/index.php\/2009\/07\/14\/sarah-palin-is-still-an-idiot\/\">Sarah Palin is still an idiot<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/agitprop.typepad.com\/agitprop\/2009\/07\/your-future.html\">Your Future<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/gatewaypundit.blogspot.com\/2009\/07\/sarah-palin-giant-slayer-alaskan.html\">Sarah Palin Giant Slayer<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[tags]sarah palin, sara palin, sarah palen, ho of the week, america&#8217;s ho, self-obsessed jackal, egotistical nutcase, narcissistic, resignation, media-driven, money driven[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Sarah, I was so worried about you&#8230; about us. 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