{"id":420,"date":"2006-05-17T14:12:29","date_gmt":"2006-05-17T18:12:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/05\/17\/the-top-10\/index.html"},"modified":"2012-12-26T20:56:24","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T01:56:24","slug":"the-top-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/alec\/05\/17\/the-top-10\/","title":{"rendered":"The Top 10"},"content":{"rendered":"

In light of fast approaching 400 posts on ProseBeforeHos, I’ve decided to compile a ‘best of’. Maybe you’ve missed these or if you’ve seen them, they’re worth a second viewing:<\/p>\n

Top 10 PBH Posts<\/strong><\/p>\n

1. The Domino Effect<\/a> by Jesse<\/a>. If this is an original piece, this is one of the funnier observations on modern melodramatic romance to be written.<\/p>\n

2. A Commentary on Transitional Iraq<\/a> by International Relations<\/a>. A piece done by me (Alec), so I guess this stinks of self-selection. However, I wrote this in a painstaking fashion and is one of the more well-crafted of my ideas regarding our involvement in Iraq.<\/p>\n

3. Life is and always will be unfair<\/i><\/a> by Anonymous Banker<\/a>. On the theme of modern romance, what spells success better than boinking a girl you met on MySpace after a few drinks?<\/p>\n

4. DaDa Bot<\/a> by Kit<\/a>. The most creative endeavor PBH has seen so far.<\/p>\n

5. Creeping from under your desk!<\/a> by Depths of My Soul.<\/a> Nothing’s worse then when you’re fratty roommates find out your deep, dark secrets, and then post it on the internet. <\/p>\n

6. Campaign Contributions, Contracting, & the Reconstruction of Iraq<\/a> by Government Employee<\/a>. A careful critique of the spoils system revolving military spending in the government by evaluating intelligence firms since 2001.<\/p>\n

7. I hope they buy it<\/a> by Piercing Glares, Enticing Stares<\/a>. A pitifully confused young man finds love in all the wrong places and does his best to deny it.<\/p>\n

8. Distancing myself<\/a> by Chairman Mao<\/a>. A politically disenchanted hamster explores the roots of his beliefs.<\/p>\n

9. Exposed: Little Pete<\/a> by Beetle.<\/a> What’s better than photoshopping a red headed friends face onto Little Pete?<\/p>\n

10. Mao the Actor<\/a> by Chairman Mao<\/a>. A hilarious pst with Chairman Mao having his life threatened and then retracted (with smoochies).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In light of fast approaching 400 posts on ProseBeforeHos, I’ve decided to compile a ‘best of’. Maybe you’ve missed these or if you’ve seen them, they’re worth a second viewing: Top 10 PBH Posts 1. The Domino Effect by Jesse. If this is an original piece, this is one of the funnier observations on modern […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[259],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nThe Top 10 - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"In light of fast approaching 400 posts on ProseBeforeHos, I've decided to compile a 'best of'. 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