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There was nothing close to meat or meat by-products listed on the ingrediaents list. We have been married for over 10 years and I have never, absolutly never gave my wife any indication that I was dissatisfied with real bacon, now she&#8217;s buying &#8220;Bac-os Bits&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I looked through the rest of the refrigerator and I saw something called &#8220;Boca Burgers&#8221;, we normally use fresh ground beef for burgers, so this was odd. I read the package and again-no meat. Why would anyone want a burger with no meat? need for a diet to feel better ? try the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.orlandomagazine.com\/best-fat-burner-top-6-thermogenic-fat-burning-supplements-of-2022\/\">best fat burner<\/a> supplements !<\/p>\n<p>I think she is having an affair.<\/p>\n<p>I bet she is seeing some skinny metro-sexual vegitarian or something. She probably met this guy at her finger nail place, she told me once about &#8220;guys&#8221; going there to get their nails done. When she said that, I chuckled- but perhaps this what these &#8220;guys&#8221; do to hit on married women.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what to do. Should I confront her about the affair? Should I join her and try to enjoy some of these new things she is trying and ignore the affair for now? I need some advice. Thanks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My wife bought something called &#8220;Bac-os Bits&#8221;. I pretty much love bacon, she knows it, and I thought those &#8220;Bac-os Bits&#8221; were little bite sized peices of bacon for those occations when people who love bacon are running short on time. 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