{"id":4807,"date":"2009-12-21T12:18:30","date_gmt":"2009-12-21T16:18:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=4807"},"modified":"2009-12-21T12:18:30","modified_gmt":"2009-12-21T16:18:30","slug":"news-to-make-you-blue-christmas-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/news-to-make-you-blue\/12\/21\/news-to-make-you-blue-christmas-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"News To Make You Blue, Christmas Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_4808\" style=\"width: 321px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4808\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus2.jpg\" alt=\"Saint Nick Is A Pervert Too\" title=\"krampus2\" width=\"311\" height=\"306\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4808\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4808\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Saint Nick Just Wants To Watch<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Did you know there is an anti-Santa Claus? His name is Krampus, a mythical creature who accompanies Saint Nicholas in various regions of the world during the Christmas season. Krampus acts as an anti\u2013Saint Nicholas, who instead of giving gifts to good children, gives warnings and punishments to the bad children. To the surprise of few, Krampus also loves to visit the homes of well-endowed young females to dole out attentive punishments, as evidenced by the photos below:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus1.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"krampus1\" width=\"500\" height=\"464\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4809\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus3.jpg\" alt=\"Krampus has got a very, very large tongue\" title=\"krampus3\" width=\"300\" height=\"469\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4810\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Traditionally, young men dress up as the Krampus in the first two weeks of December, particularly in the evening of December 5, and roam the streets frightening children and women with rusty chains and bells. In some rural areas the tradition also includes birching by Krampus, especially of young females.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus5.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus5.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"krampus5\" width=\"656\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4811\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/krampus7.jpg\" alt=\"Anti-Santa Claus is also a sexual deviant\" title=\"krampus7\" width=\"412\" height=\"286\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4812\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Originally on <a href=\"http:\/\/pbh3.tumblr.com\">PBH3<\/a>: <a href=\"http:\/\/pbh3.tumblr.com\/post\/287692435\/bizarro-santa-is-angry-and-loves-spanking-young-women\">Bizarro Santa Is Angry And Loves Spanking Young Women<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>See Also:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/sugarfrostedgoodness.blogspot.com\/2009\/12\/krampus.html\">Krampus!<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/butimawizard.blogspot.com\/2009\/12\/artorder-krampus.html\"> ArtOrder: Krampus<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/scratchbomb.com\/2009\/12\/holiday-horrors-krampus.html\">Holiday Horrors: KRAMPUS!<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/edcone.typepad.com\/wordup\/2008\/12\/krampustime-is-here.html\">Krampustime is here<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/leannderthal.com\/?p=2588\">Krampus<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mentalfloss.com\/blogs\/archives\/43013\">9 Holiday Characters From Around the World<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>[tags]santa claus, anti-santa claus, krampus, birching, spanking, evil, picture, anti-saint nick, saint nicholas, christmas, christmas eve, christmas gifts, pics, photos, illustrations, drawings, funny[\/tags]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know there is an anti-Santa Claus? 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