{"id":5080,"date":"2010-04-28T00:40:57","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T04:40:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5080"},"modified":"2012-12-26T16:14:49","modified_gmt":"2012-12-26T21:14:49","slug":"im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That&#8217;s what a blog is, except it&#8217;s on the Internet and somehow more pathetic than that one from the show.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/d\/news\/gizmodo-iphone4.php\">Something Awful<\/a> on the Gizmodo\/iPhone 4G Controversy<\/p>\n<p><strong>Addnedum:<\/strong> This was the referenced episode of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_Salute_Your_Shorts_episodes\">Salute Your Shorts<\/a>: Pinskey and Sponge start a camp newspaper. While Sponge is writing actual news stories, Pinskey starts a gossip column, which soon becomes very popular. When he writes that Telly may have cheated at a recent sports event, it starts to get everyone into trouble.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That&#8217;s what a blog is, except it&#8217;s on the Internet and somehow more pathetic than that one from the show. Something Awful on the Gizmodo\/iPhone 4G Controversy Addnedum: This was the referenced episode of Salute [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":106,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[262],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>I&#039;m More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That&#039;s what a blog is, except it&#039;s\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"I&#039;m More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself - Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That&#039;s what a blog is, except it&#039;s\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Prose Before Hos\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2010-04-28T04:40:57+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2012-12-26T21:14:49+00:00\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Savannah Cox\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@pbhnetwork\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Savannah Cox\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/\",\"name\":\"I'm More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself - Prose Before Hos\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2010-04-28T04:40:57+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2012-12-26T21:14:49+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52aa20d100dd00746103ae54c2f938f5\"},\"description\":\"Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That's what a blog is, except it's\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"I&#8217;m More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/\",\"name\":\"Prose Before Hos\",\"description\":\"The Far Side Of Politics\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52aa20d100dd00746103ae54c2f938f5\",\"name\":\"Savannah Cox\",\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pbhnetwork\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/author\/quote-of-the-day\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"I'm More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself - Prose Before Hos","description":"Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That's what a blog is, except it's","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"I'm More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself - Prose Before Hos","og_description":"Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That's what a blog is, except it's","og_url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/","og_site_name":"Prose Before Hos","article_published_time":"2010-04-28T04:40:57+00:00","article_modified_time":"2012-12-26T21:14:49+00:00","author":"Savannah Cox","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@pbhnetwork","twitter_site":"@pbhnetwork","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"Savannah Cox","Est. reading time":"1 minute"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/","url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/","name":"I'm More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself - Prose Before Hos","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website"},"datePublished":"2010-04-28T04:40:57+00:00","dateModified":"2012-12-26T21:14:49+00:00","author":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52aa20d100dd00746103ae54c2f938f5"},"description":"Remember that episode of Salute Your Shorts where Sponge and that greasy new guy ran a newspaper? They were bloggers. That's what a blog is, except it's","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/quote-of-the-day\/04\/28\/im-more-of-a-donkey-lips-person-myself\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"I&#8217;m More Of A Donkey Lips Person Myself"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#website","url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/","name":"Prose Before Hos","description":"The Far Side Of Politics","potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/#\/schema\/person\/52aa20d100dd00746103ae54c2f938f5","name":"Savannah Cox","sameAs":["https:\/\/twitter.com\/pbhnetwork"],"url":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/author\/quote-of-the-day\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/106"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5080"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":134033,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5080\/revisions\/134033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}