{"id":5710,"date":"2010-09-15T01:00:48","date_gmt":"2010-09-15T05:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/?p=5710"},"modified":"2012-12-26T21:57:49","modified_gmt":"2012-12-27T02:57:49","slug":"why-you-should-always-wear-dark-hues-at-the-strip-club","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.prosebeforehos.com\/sports-editor\/09\/15\/why-you-should-always-wear-dark-hues-at-the-strip-club\/","title":{"rendered":"Why You Should Always Wear Dark Hues At The Strip Club"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/deadspin.com\/5635234\/john-salley-story-corner-an-east-st-louis-strip-club-horror-show-with-the-torry-brothers\">Damn:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I went to this nasty strip club with the Torry Brothers one time in East St. Louis. I don&#8217;t even think white people are even allowed in this place. There was Guy and his brother Joe, the one from Poetic Justice. We&#8217;re in this club and Guy&#8217;s sitting there in his white sweatshirt, getting a lap dance. So this girl&#8217;s dancing and dancing on him \u2014 she&#8217;s got a big ol&#8217; ass and she&#8217;s moving his head and stuff, grinding on his chest, up and down, back to his midsection, grinding and grinding on him.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cool. We get out of there alive and we&#8217;re driving back and Guy starts sniffing really loud. Over and over again. He looks down and he has shit marks on his white sweatshirt. Motherfucker, I laughed until I could laugh no longer. I think I peed on myself. I swear, I had to get out of the truck and pee. The motherfucker had skid marks all over his white sweat shirt.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn: I went to this nasty strip club with the Torry Brothers one time in East St. Louis. I don&#8217;t even think white people are even allowed in this place. 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