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I didn’t even know Europe had a Buddhist country:
\nhttp:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kalmykia<\/a><\/p>\n

Although I guess it’s actually part of the Russian Federation. Check out this gem about its president: “Ilyumzhinov’s election platform for the presidency of Kalmykia included a promise of a mobile phone for every shepherd and the affirmation of his belief that he had previously been abducted by aliens.<\/strong>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I didn’t even know Europe had a Buddhist country:
http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Kalmykia<\/a><\/p>\n

Although I guess it’s actually part of the Russian Federation. Check out this gem about its president: “Ilyumzhinov’s election platform for the presidency of Kalmykia included a promise of a mobile phone for every shepherd and the affirmation of his belief that he had previously been abducted by aliens.<\/b>“<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\nKalmykia - Prose Before Hos<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"I didn't even know Europe had a Buddhist country:http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/KalmykiaAlthough I guess it's actually part of the Russian Federation. 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