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It’s been quite an April for the PBH Network: over 5 million visitors, our first (record-setting!) 500,000 visitor day, and over 3,600 fans on Facebook<\/a>. With such a great month, we wanted to recap the best performing content from April from across the PBH Network:<\/p>\n

5. What Happens When A Hippie Gives You 30 Hits Of Acid<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Our unnamed protagonist — a worker at a local coffee shop — describes how he would leave out food for the homeless, only to have his generosity repaid one fateful evening by a local hippie who proceeded to put 30 hits of acid into his mouth. What would follow was an incredible journey told brilliantly by the narrator<\/a>.<\/p>\n

4. Dam Goats!<\/a><\/strong>
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The funny thing about goats is they are the most goofy yet adroit, sure-footed creatures on the planet. And nothing displays it better than this photoseries of them climbing an almost completely vertical dam in Italy<\/a>.<\/p>\n

3. Introducing Your Worst Nightmare: Karate Kyle<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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You picked on him in junior high, but Kyle came back after summer vacation with a new trick up his sleeve: Karate. Now he’s going to make everyone pay for the injustice that he has faced.<\/p>\n

2. What Will Happen If Gay Marriage Is Legalized?<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

We didn’t include an image because… well, we don’t want to give the secret away! But people from across the internet have called this the only graph you need on gay marriage<\/a>.<\/p>\n

1. The First Zombie-Proof House<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Zombie<\/a><\/p>\n

We all know it’s coming, it’s just a matter of time: the zombie apocalypse. Luckily, a Polish architecture firm designed the world’s first zombie-proof house<\/a>. You will not be disappointed.<\/p>\n

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Be sure to check out all the PBH Network has to offer: ProseBeforeHos<\/a>, Alligator Sunglasses<\/a>, Runt Of The Web<\/a>, PBH2<\/a>, and All That Is Interesting<\/a>. Thanks again to all of our fans and supporters for a great month!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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