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Dear Readers, new and old:<\/p>\n

Thanks for your continued (and noticeably increased) patronage. We were recently featured on Wonkette<\/a>, and continue to do well (occasionally) on Reddit (see our posts<\/a>) and Digg (see our posts)<\/a>. We really appreciate the thoughtful and respectful comments, considering our tone and humor which are at times rough and abrasive.<\/p>\n

As you can see, we are undergoing a major face lift. The redesign will continue in the near future but will hopefully be wrapping up in the coming weeks.<\/p>\n

One quick note: we are always open to new bloggers, so if you are interested in spewing your filth on our platform, email the admin<\/a>. Already have a blog that you want to share or trade links with us? Drop a note and I’ll have a look!<\/p>\n

Sincerely bores,
\nPBH Admins<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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