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a word from NASA

Written By government_employee on September 30th, 2005  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

A text message received from our federal/intergalatic friend during Friday’s workday:

“Eating cookies and calling it work
Eating cookies and calling it work
Eating cookies and hinging my limbs”

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Confession

Written By Depths of My Soul on September 30th, 2005  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

I’m going to admit something that, these days, is unfashionable.

I watch television.

I watch it, I like it, I have cable, and not just for the History channel or BBC World News.

I like to watch trashy reality shows on VH1. I like cooking shows. I could probably give you a detailed list of every Food Network personality. I like stupid shows aimed at women like all those ridiculous makeover shows that I know, intellectually, are dumb and condescending, but no one’s watching me in my little studio apartment, so what the hell.

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Distancing myself

Written By Chairman Mao on September 27th, 2005  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

Dear Diary:

I am finding myself increasingly politically isolated, especially within the American socio-political climate.

As a devout believer of Marxist-Leninism (though my desire to break off the oft imposing relations with the Soviets in the late 1950’s led some to believe otherwise), I am in a particular bind of late. Should I support the left movement in the United States, which often is a disparate conglomoration of ineffective organizations that are subtly pursuing their own agenda, or become apolitical and therefore compalcent to a defunct system of inequity?

Sigh, I just wish the forces of progress could unite under one message instead of feeling crushed by the stupidity of my peers and the immorality of my enemies.

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a fun weekend; synopsis

Written By alec on September 26th, 2005  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

night 1

consumed too much; went to clarendon

old friends are old burdens

woke up in a daze covered by a thin blanket; drove home

1 hour of traffic on saturday morning; melted away an afternoon

phone tag, complicated plans; walked a few miles

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Friday’s are lax and offensive

Written By government_employee on September 23rd, 2005  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

An employee in a crowded office who already spent most of the morning talking on the phone, referring to her son:

‘What a sorry ass motha fucker’

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Waddling to an area near you

Written By alec on September 23rd, 2005  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

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