After devoutly watching the Simpson’s for 15 years, I thought I’d share my favorite 25 Simpson’s scenes, quotes, and other miscellany sequences from the history of the show. The majority of the quotes from seasons 5-10, but feel free to add your own in the comments (and perhaps I’ll expand it to 50 if a lot more get added).

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I present to you the majesty of Mark Foley:

Maf54 (7:25:14 PM): hey
Auto response from Xxxxxxxxx (7:25:14 PM): scrounging for food…brb
Maf54 (7:25:25 PM): ok
Maf54 (7:25:35 PM): kep scrounging
Xxxxxxxxx (7:31:51 PM): boo

This is about all you need to know about the global economy and the structure of capitalism:

Bonuses paid out to Goldman Sachs executives in 2009: 20 Billion Dollars

Total Gross Domestic Product (GDP) of Haiti: 7 Billion Dollars

That’s $20 billion for a thousand Wall Street investors and $7 billion for 10 million Haitians. The average Haitian makes 700 dollars, the average Goldman Sachs executive makes 20 million dollars in bonuses alone, not including salary. Profound differences like these are the rule rather than the exception in global capitalism, demanding the continuous upward distribution of resources away from developing countries. The perpetuation of gross economic and political inequalities is crucial to the excess created for the financial elite in the West.