February 2012

truncate – v. 1. To shorten by or as if by cutting off. See Synonyms at shorten.
2. To shorten (a number) by dropping one or more digits after the decimal point.

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My coworker who’s kinda creepy was talking about how when he was younger he had a gerbil. One day this gerbil bit him and he said he chased it around with a baseball bat and took care of it.

Then he proceeded to laugh nervously as me and this black lady looked at each other with the “what the fuck” look. To make the situation a little better he then said that one of the gerbils had babies and he had no idea they had so many babies so he asked his mom what to do and she told him to flush them down the toilet. And that is when he learned the true meaning of Christmas.

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Curious George and the Terrible Secret of Life – an exploration of nihilism in which Curious George discovers the meaninglessness of life, loses his curiosity and jumps in front of a train. Translated from the original German.

Bicurious George and the Man in the Yellow Dress

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vociferous – adj. Making a loud outcry; clamorous; noisy.

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In tribute to the worlds worst website, Townhall.com, a stirring forum forum for the idiocy that pervades across America.

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A quick realization that the lack of Google Ads means a 404 page displays in Internet Explorer where the ads should be, while Firefox ignores them. We are still in the process of appealing our removal (a written appeal was sent but after a week and a half ago and as of now there has been no reply).

We will be doing maintenance and updating the site’s design in the coming weeks.

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Who’s in a bunker?
Who’s in a bunker?
Women and children first
And the children first
And the children
I’ll laugh until my head comes off
I’ll swallow till I burst
Until I burst
Until I

Who’s in a bunker?
Who’s in a bunker?
I have seen too much
I haven’t seen enough
You haven’t seen it
I’ll laugh until my head comes off
Women and children first
And children first
And children

Here I’m allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I’m allowed
Everything all of the time

Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both sides
Let me hear both
Ice age coming
Ice age coming
Throw it in the fire
Throw it in the fire
Throw it in the

We’re not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
We’re not scaremongering
This is really happening
Happening
Mobiles squirking
Mobiles chirping
Take the money and run
Take the money and run
Take the money

Here I’m allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I’m allowed
Everything all of the time

Here I’m allowed
Everything all of the time
Here I’m allowed
Everything all of the time

The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children
The first of the children

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