GUY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

As questionable as some of their tactics sound, wingmen profess to have a moral code when it comes to their buddies. One rule is, don’t say something embarrassing about your friend to the girl he’s after, even if it makes you look witty.

Another, and possibly the most significant, is this: Never, as the wingman, hit on the target yourself.

In the world of the obvious, Gary Weiss at Salon writes about how the Enron case didn’t and won’t alter the behavior of executives inclined to commit corporate crime. My response on Salon was as follows:

… But a lot of this seems, frankly, OBVIOUS. There is little incentive not to commit crime when you are an executive. And the problem is not the executives, but that the crimes committed have little penalties, and would willing be committed by someone else. In economic terms, there is too much opportunity cost (read: money), to not commit a crime that is at best lightly punished.

I don’t want to condone any behavior, but regardless, you cannot expect much out of people who have gained their positions with a combination of intelligence and greed.

Get ready for a baptism of fire you capitalist oppressor pig dog!

Kristen listed these details:

* You and Kristen hooked up in 1969 and it was awkward. Holden kept talking about ducks and some pond.

Shall we?

PS. Numerous studies have shown that Fox News viewers, especially Mr. O’Reilly’s, are among the most ignorant.

I thought this was Doug’s worst nightmare, but I was wrong: