Do you want to know who the original George W is? It’s Virginia’s own George Allen. Not only is he the kind of stupid politician that a silver-spoon could create, but he is a racist and a bigot. He’s up for reelection, and even after he called an Indian a Macaca, he’s still up by 7 points in the polls.

Here’s a headline that will make you cringe: “Beyoncé Knowles, freedom fighter: Why “booty popping” will do to Islamic fundamentalism what rock ‘n’ roll did to Stalinism”. More oversexed, hyper-sexual humanoids in short skirts for the Jihad please! (Or did I get that backwards).

And in the ha-ha, happy moment of the day, an evangelist drowned trying to walk on water. Someone obviously didn’t raise the roof enough for Jesus or his innumerable sins. Speaking of which, a new world order is about to start, are you ready

Via DSF: Your bidding on the item pictured to the left. “Suri Cruise’s Baby Poop Bronzed ” a bronze cast by Artist Daniel Edwards. The sculpture is life size and comes with a small stand and plaque engraved with its title and date. Presentation ceremony with the artists will be held at the gallery on Friday, September 8th from 6:00 to 9:00 pm. Below is further information on the work of art. Please read or bidders notice at the bottom of the auction for all bidding details and Good Luck!

Robert at PubliusPundit has a great post detailing his travels in the Ukraine and some time spent in a tent camp in the capitol of Kiev. Unfortunately, Ukraine has experienced less progress then what was expected following the Orange Revolution. Most of this stems from infighting between the coalition and Russia (and on an interesting side note, I came across the Russophobe, which immediately caught my attention with an entry about sex and blowjobs).

If you ever take your computer to Best Buy, you’re probably asking for this to happen to you. One hundred dollars an hour to run virus scan, please, and it’ll probably be done by someone who looks like Tony Blair as a teenager (and how cute is Kim Jong! precious.)

I’m not the biggest fan of Keith Olbermann, but I am a fan of his bitch slapping of Donald Rumsfeld. I think one thing we can all united around (if it’s not

Say what you will about her as a neo-conservative war monger, but I would feel more confident about Condi as president than the current leader.

http://www.state.gov/secretary/rm/2006/71637.htm