As the well known conundrum goes “Which came first: the chicken or the egg?” It’s a question of the root causes of things—it’s the difference between the causes and the conclusion. And it’s the same conundrum that too often people ignore when examining racial improprieties in America. So the question is “Which came first:  high crime rates among minorities, or the suspicion of higher crime rates amongst minorities?” Let’s look at an example:

Say, in a hypothetical community there are a certain percentage of white people who are criminals. In the same community, there’s the same percentage of black people who are criminals. This community is policed by the same prejudiced cop.

If that police officer suspects that a higher rate of black people are criminals, he’ll looks harder to find criminals in people of that racial group, and therefore he’ll catches more criminals that are black than white.

What Doesn’t Kill You Brings You That Much Closer to Death:

I am a hospital physician. My department schedules us to work a few weekends a year. Like other doctors, I’m occasionally assigned to split a pair of weekends with someone who makes religious observance on Saturdays, so that he can work two Sundays, burdening me with two weekends of obligation. Is it O.K. to make me accommodate someone else’s religious practices? Name Withheld

Maybe instead of complaining about how some Jew has Jewed you out of your Saturday afternoons normally spent ignoring your wife and shopping on the Hammacher and Schlemmer website for The World’s Best ball shaver, you should remember why you got into this business in the first place: all that fucking cash. Dude, how awesome is that?!

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He saw Mars but he felt Neptune,
he had hoped to feel a certain strong emotion but this is all they had to say:
“I was the son of a man, and so we came together and we shook hands.”
“We shook hands.”
He often wondered what a million people would look like scattered randomly
across a moonless sky, and how unlikely it would be that they would all just say the

If there’s one thing we can all learn about life, is that if first you don’t succeed, try, try again. But if you try again and you fail, turn to your religion of choice. Because if you’re bad enough at your profession, make believe God wants you to function as his prophet or servant, or whatever. And that’s exactly what unknown Baldwin, Stephen, is doing now — turning his non-existent career into Jesus Slavedom. Check out this prime interview Stephen Baldwin had with Radar online, sharing his intimate thoughts on Tom Cruise, Democrats, and ‘fun’.

You know exactly what he’s thinking:

Radar: Because you’re born-again.
SB: Just because I’m born-again doesn’t mean I have to have the Ten Commandments memorized. See, that’s the bad rap the born-again thing has gotten. What being born-again means for me is that I’m having so much fun in this interview that we’re not going to go out and get an 8-ball of blow tonight and go crazy. That’s what born again means to me: Inasmuch as I’d like to do that, gosh, I’ll just go home and read some scripture with the wife.

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If a horse bucks yah, you get right up Georgey, don’t you know?

From a wonderful program by PBS Frontline entitled ‘The Lost Year in Iraq’ (and you can watch the whole thing online).

The most intriguing but nauseating segment comes in Part 3 entitled Within hours, Bremer gets some pointed lessons on what he’s facing. But he decides on quick, decisive action and orders de-Baathification. The segment deals with the policies of the CPA under Bremer, including hiring practices with interviews asking opinions on Roe vs. Wade, who you voted for, and what religion you were. People were hired for who they were (conservative and Republican) instead of their abilities or experience. Nothing highlights this better than the first hand observation from Col. Hammes of whom he had to deal with in his efforts to reconstruct Iraq:

At the ministry of interior, there was a new staff person handling planning for the prisons and police.

Today is the 6010th anniversary of the day God created the universe. You see on the 23rd of October 4004 BC god created the world where dinosaurs and people coexisted.  To celebrate this day I invite you all to kick a jew in the shins  and harass your local science teacher.

You can get away with a lot of things in government. You can come to work late. You could just not go to work at all. You could spend your hours and hours of paid time slowly translating your boring, everyday life onto a BLOG.

But the one thing you cannot get away with is being a pedophile. In the least, an elected official pedophile (I’m pretty sure the FBI, DOD, etc. have an affirmative action policy for a minimum amount of pedophilic hires). Or, in the world of our Lords and Gods the Republicans, being a homosexual (since everyone that loves children also loves being a homosexual).

Of course, none of this wouldn’t be aided by arm chair quarterbacking of the world’s greatest, and most renowned, perverts:

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Tyson serious about fighting women on ‘World Tour’

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio (AP) — Mike Tyson said fans should not expect much of a fight when he steps back into the ring.

But the 40-year-old former heavyweight champ promised an entertaining show Friday night when he launches the “Mike Tyson’s World Tour” in Youngstown.

At a news conference at an Italian restaurant, Tyson said he would likely go just four rounds and that future stops on the tour might include bouts with women, possibly professional boxer Ann Wolfe.

Oh boy, my career is down the tubes and I don’t know what to do. Wait, I’ll love Jesus! Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ‘I’m the first Jesus Psycho’:

Now Baldwin has released a memoir, “The Unusual Suspect,” a reference to the one critically acclaimed film for which he’s known. The book, the “Gospel according to Stevie B.,” is part testimonial and part evangelical manifesto, a cocktail of anti-intellectualism and a biblical interpretation that would have Jesus spinning in his grave, had he stayed there. Baldwin preaches that free will is a lie of Satan — we must shut off our brains, he says, and be led by what God tells our hearts. Furthermore, he writes, efforts to end global poverty and violence are just the sort of “stupid arrogance” that incur God’s wrath, which we’ll be feeling any day now in the coming apocalypse. I suppose when the star of “Bio-Dome” is advising the president and converting kids by the thousands to his gnarly brand of faith, the end is, indeed, nigh.

I´m back from the volunteer visit and I can say that it really opened my eyes to peace corps life.  The upside is I know that I made the right decision coming here and I will have the freedom to pursue projects that are important to me.  I will have the time to improve myself through study and socializing.  The downside is by tasting a hint of volunteer life, i am very ready to be done with training.  To the people waiting for letters:  I will have some time to get those done tomorrow and will probably have them in the Nica mail by monday….. maybe.

Zach Braff is Zach Braff in another dull movie about emotions smothered with plenty of independent music! Oh boy! Slate vindicates I am not the only person in the world who hates the sheep who love Garden State et. al. shit. “If Zach Braff is the voice of my generation, can’t someone please crush his larynx?”

And let’s not forget about FATWA FRIDAYS: “A car commercial proclaiming a jihad on the U.S. auto market and offering “Fatwa Fridays” with free swords for the kids is offensive and should not be aired, Muslim leaders said on Sunday.”

Which delves into the more serious question, why do they hate us? The answer is a series of semi-humorous political cartoons, and of course, the New York Times. And why do we get so horny?

“Since January 1983, FRONTLINE has served as American public television’s – PBS – flagship public affairs series. Hailed upon its television broadcast debut as “the last best hope for broadcast documentaries,” FRONTLINE’s stature over 23 years is reaffirmed each week through incisive documentaries covering the scope and complexity of the human experience.”

Frontline is one of the best series on TV, and all of their previous episodes are online.

Check out, “Kidnappings. Suicide bombers. Beheadings. Roadside bombs. The Iraqi insurgency continues to challenge the most highly trained and best-equipped military in the world. FRONTLINE peels back the layers and gets beyond the propaganda to take a complex look inside the multi-faceted insurgency in Iraq. The investigation includes special access to insurgent leaders, as well as commanders of Iraqi and U.S. military units battling for control of the country and detailed analysis from journalists who have risked their lives to meet insurgent leaders and their foot soldiers. On February 21, FRONTLINE explores the battle for one Iraqi town and presents vivid testimony from civilians whose families were targeted by the insurgents.

Featured on uber-Jew site YnetNews (who could resist clicking on the ‘JLove.com’ for the potential of hooking up with millions of other ugly, awkward big noses?), Khameini: Don’t masturbate during Ramadan:

Khameini, who is Iran’s most powerful political and religious figure, was asked on his website: “If somebody masturbates during the month of Ramadan but without any discharge, is his fasting invalidated?”

“If he do not intend masturbation and discharging semen and nothing is discharged, his fasting is correct even though he has done a h?ar?m (forbidden) act. But, if he intends masturbation or he knows that he usually discharges semen by this process and semen really comes out, it is a h?aram intentional breaking fasting,” the Iranian leader said…

Foley Erect! There is nothing better than an individual being a hypocrite, especially when that person is a Republican representative that has championed child protection legislation. And then misspelling ‘bulge’ to a 16 year old boy in hot, steamy IM conversations. The real question is: where do you unload it? And, why are all homosexuals = pedophiles now?

And the best part, the homosexual = pedophile people (aka Fox News & Co.) called Foley a Democrat. Because we all know that the Democrats are bank rolled by pedophiles (and don’t forget the atheists), and this whole episode is a big gay conspiracy.

By the way, doing crystal meth just got a lot more cooler. And Estonia is number one on the State of the World Liberty index.

Some classic Tom Green show clips (what happened to him anyway?)

Look what they done did to my Holden Caulfield account:

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I received an email for Death Cab for Cutie presale tickets with the following description of DCFC (why would you mildly insult the band coming to your venue?), but regardless, consider your emo-self called out:

Death Cab For Cutie Presale
Death Cab for Cutie musically embodies the spirit of millions of smart-but-sensitive Zach Braffs and Seth Cohens out there. And while frontman Ben Gibbard has become the posterchild for a collegiate Everyman, we will try to refrain from describing DCFC’s latest single, “I Will Follow You Into The Dark” as “precious”. However, we will be counting Vespas vs. messenger bags at their shows this November. The first night is already sold out, so best make “Plans” to see their second D.C. date.

Written in 2004:

The record price comes as a new book by Washington Post reporter Bob Woodward claims that Saudi Arabia’s ambassador to the United States, Prince Bandar bin Sultan, promised President Bush the Saudis would cut oil prices before November.

Woodward, author of a new book on Bush’s preparations for the Iraq war “Plan of Attack,” said Prince Bandar pledged the Saudis would try to fine-tune oil prices to prime the U.S. economy for November’s presidential election, a move they understood would favor Bush.

And one month before the November mid-term elections:

see the problem is go home joe sounds a lot like go home jew when yelling thru a megaphone in a rainstorm and protesting the iraq war (with accompanying bumper sticker)