February 2012

Really?

by Call Me Jesse on July 30, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   10 Views  

Beginning the latest installment of ‘Really?” we have a quote illuminating the fact that Octopi instinctively intend to preserve Korean art history: “… it meant for us to discover the artefacts.”

Next, more justification for dropping the A-bomb… and by that I do mean mushroom cloud

Another story suggests that Oscar the cat predicts death in a nursing home. I propose that the cat is more likely to be the grim reaper.

Next, diesel fumes contribute to high cholesterol. And all this time I assumed truckers were unhealthy due to junk food and lack of exercise!

Last but not least are some facts I’ve compiled about the scourge that is corn syrup. A new study shows that one soda per day accounts for an 80% greater chance of developing type 2 diabetes. Americans, per capita, consume 3.5x as much corn products as do Brazilians. Corn is the main food that farmers use to fatten up livestock. Not surprisingly it is the main cause of the current American health crisis. Cattle, as well as humans, are not naturally supposed to consume these great amounts of Corn/corn products. The corn overdose in cattle leads to an explosion of E.coli bacteria in their digestive system, putting the public at risk and requiring the cows to be doped up on expensive antibiotics. The introduction of Ethanol gasoline additive has led to higher prices and therefore increased production of corn, already in surplus. Growing corn depletes nutrients from the soil faster than almost any other crop. Corn responds extremely well to fertilizers however, which has dramatic consequences for our watersheds and rivers.

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Homosexuality in the Middle East & Islam

by Ask A Shiite on July 29, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   1048 Views  

This is the fifth installment of our weekly column entitled Ask a Shiite. Our resident Shiite and United Arab Emirates citizen will be fielding questions of a philosophical, physical, and political nature in regards to Shiite Islamic belief and Middle East perception. Interested in asking a question? Send an email to alec.

Question: How is homosexuality regarded in the Koran and how is treated in current Muslim society? What countries have the toughest and most stringent views towards homosexuality and which countries are more passive and liberal towards the practice? Is there interference by the government into private sexual practices in the UAE and other Arab countries? And finally, what are the range of views of preachers
and imams on this subject?

Answer: Homosexuality like in all the Abrahamic religions is treated with utmost seriousness and strictness. Islam considers homosexuality to be worse than adultery. But at the same time it tries to be very lenient. The main reason it is not allowed is because it threatens the existence of mankind.

It is like a contagious disease that spreads across the society and that can result in the extinction of mankind. It is an unnatural practice. It goes against the laws of nature where a man and a woman attract towards each other and they satisfy their desires with each other.

When people from the same sex sleep together, there is no pregnancy. When people from the same sex sleep together, it results in more people being attracted towards homosexuality. Like this, homosexuality spreads and when most, if not all, people of the society satisfy their desires in this unhealthy manner, the birth rate drops sharply. This can lead to the extinction of the race.

Sexual desire according to Islam is not a bad thing like in Christianity (I have heard). It is taken as a mercy and blessing from God. The problem is with whom you satisfy it. Satisfying it with your wife is an act, which is highly encouraged and rewarded.

Many people suggest that Islam has hard and fast rules and are extremely harsh. We first have to see that the rules are harsh for hideous crimes against society. Secondly they are made to be hard to enforce.

The harsh punishments act as a detriment for the normal people and a severe punishment for the criminals. Although capital punishment is prescribed for sodomy, it can only be administered after four just witnesses have testified to the sin being committed in their presence. The extreme degree of leniency in Islamic laws is apparent here. If an individual shows just enough decency as not to commit a filthy act in public and that too for fear of being put to death, Islam does not allow his fellow-beings to punish him. Further, if the sinner repents before the four witnesses have testified, he cannot be put to death. But if the testimony is complete, penalty cannot be reduced and the guilty has to be killed.

As far as confession of the crime is concerned, the same regulations hold as in the case of adultery. The guilty must confess four times. He must confess in clear unambiguous words and must not speak in an elusive way. The Judge must make sure that the person is sane. Also, that he is not joking and confessing to something he has not really done.

As in the case of adultery, the guilt of sodomy is also proved in one of two ways. The first is that both the participants, or one of them confesses four times before a Judge. If he confesses less than four times the legal penalty cannot be issued. He is only warned and severely rebuked so that he may never repeat it. Some Mujtahids believe that the four confessions should be on four different occasions. It is also required that the accused be major, sane, free and independent. Even if he confesses four times, a minor person can only be reprimanded for the act so that he never does it again. The same applies for the slave and the insane person. Apart from this, if someone is forced into such a crime and is unable to avoid it, there is no penalty for him.

The second method of proving the crime of sodomy is that four just witnesses see it being committed with their own eyes and testify in consonance. If the witnesses are less than four, the testimony is not accepted and the penalty for sodomy is withheld. If less than four people have seen this act, they should not testify. If they do so, they shall themselves become liable for the penalty of “qazaf”. This clause shall be elaborated later. If the guilty repents before the four witnesses testify, the penalty is not imposed and he is not killed. The confession or the testimony should be with regard to the penetration of the anus with the penis, only then the capital punishment is carried out. But if the two men cause ejaculation without penetrating the anus (by pressing the sexual organ between the thighs of another man or by rubbing with the buttocks), then the punishment is a hundred lashes for them.

All these punishments do not appear out of the blue. There are preventative measures before a person can commit sodomy. For example, it is forbidden for brothers and sisters above the age of ten to sleep next to each other. This might be taken as idiotic or harsh. My Islamic teacher is school is a psychologist. He is an expert in society matters and used to work in an alcohol addiction centre. He says that in his study he found out that people who commit sodomy say that the reason why we do it is because when we reached puberty, we used to sleep next to people from the same sex or have unintentional ‘innocent’ glances at people who were almost naked. This resulted in their unnatural sexual inclination. There are many more problems that arise from sodomy, which can destroy the society.

There are more preventative measures that have been prescribed by Islam. Now it is not he society’s fault if people don’t follow them and end up behind attracted o people from the same sex. Once the crime has been proved (and proving is not an easy task too), it is punished with strictness so that it acts as a determinant for the negligent and that the person is punished.

The only case in which the person IS punished is when the person admits to it or if the crime is proven with the utmost confidence. When a person confesses, the judge tries to prevent him from doing so and tries to make him change his mind. Also the person has to confess four times at four different places so that he has a chance to change his decision and that he is absolutely sure about it.

When another person commits sodomy, it is hard to prove it. There need to be four just witnesses, not an unreliable person. All of them have to bear witness. If less than four people stand witness, then those three are also given a harsh punishment. This in turn avoids gossip and public humiliation and false accusations.

As far as countries are concerned, Muslim countries have the same views and have the same lenient but ultimately strict Islamic law for homosexuality. In the UAE as far as I know the government of course does no allow illegal sexual practices to go on. If they find out about it, they would break it up if possible.

Finally most of the law on homosexuality comes from the Quran. So most of the preachers, scholars and Imams have the same opinion. You won’t find any scholar saying that homosexuality is allowed or anything different form the Quranic interpretation.

Even though my opinion does not count and I am not qualified to give my opinion in religious matters, I think that homosexuality is a practice that can be prevented and if it is not, then it can bring about the destruction of whole societies.

       

Related:

Ask A Shiite: The US Presence in Iraq

Ask A Shiite: Temporary Marriage and Sex and Society in the Muslim World

Ask A Shiite: Shiites & Sunnis

Ask A Shiite: Perceptions of America in the Middle East

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First birthed in middle America, then it hit New York City, and now Inster has arrived in Washington DC. We caught up with the hottest new inster trends in the heart of Dupont Circle, where the fashionistas were enjoying mixed company and Zima’s.

We begin with the victim (left) coupled with the lurking presence of English shark (right).

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And with the flash of the camera, the drunken heterosexual pounces for attention, slowly nibbling the buttons off of the victims shirt:

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Oh no! The aggressor has succeeded, with the victim left helpless, leaving him only the option of showing off his bountiful chest hair to the awaiting public:

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Pathetically pasty torsos exposed, art is once declared the victor while illegally attained Broken Social Scene plays in the background:

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The night and photoshoot ends with funny glasses and the exuberance of a job well done. Hand jobs in the bathroom stalls for all:

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Keeping it real since 2000

by alec on July 27, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   8 Views  

Sorry for the absence of bloggery. In the meantime, here’s a picture of me keeping it real at the 2000 Bush inauguration in DC (consider me an original gangster in this respect):

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Fox News Is Insane

by Video of the Day on July 25, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   183 Views  

“Little did I know, Mr. Rogers was an evil man. By telling children they’re special just for being who they are, he helped create this generation of worthless, lazy socialists who think they’re entitled to rewards without working… at least according to Fox News.

Watch the video. The Fox News anchors are completely serious when they attribute the differences in academic performance between Asian and American kids to the fact that Asian children didn’t grow up with Mr. Rogers telling them they were unique and special. It’s not that we have a failing education system or that parents aren’t instilling the proper work ethic in their children. American children under perform because Mr. Rogers taught them to expect everything in life to be handed to them on a silver platter.

They actually use the word “evil” to describe Mr. Rogers and criticize him for his “optimistic message.” Then one of them starts babbling about how children should go back to churning butter and making their own sweaters. I didn’t make it all the way to the end, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they blamed him for 9/11.”

And thanks to Ablogistan.

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Dick Cheney Will Steal Your Kid and Boil It

by Blog Roundup on July 25, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   76 Views  

Why one should never, ever cross Dick Cheney:

A man walked up to Dick Cheney, calmly told him he thought his Iraq policy was reprehensible, and walked away. A few minutes later he was arrested by the Secret Service, in front of his 8-year-old son, for “assault”. When he asked what would happen to his child, the Secret Service said, “He can be sent to Child Services.” Luckily, the boy found his mother and was safe.

Atlantic Review has an excellent post on Germany’s Role in Operation Enduring Freedom, which I will hopefully chime in about if they ever have another BLOG carnival (I’m looking at you, Joerg!). In other news, Publius has a post on Britain declaring the Litvinenko Killing as State-Sponsored Terrorism, and Coming Anarchy reports on Britain saying goodbye to bumper sticker sloganeering.

In domestic reads, Bush continues to confuse people about who we’re fighting in Iraq, On the Other Hand explores feminist blogging and Amanda Marcotte’s vagina (weird), the Takoma Park city council has unanimously approved a resolution urging Congress to go forward with impeachment proceedings against President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney, TSA To Screeners: Beware Of Cheese With Wires, and Pandagon on the real face of class warfare, Bobo edition.

Other interesting reads:

Goatse on CNN?

How much better is local food for the environment?

News Stations Believe Ron Paul Supporters Are Only a Myth

Bush Bashing Advertising

Could You Afford to be Poor?

Girls and Boys can’t be friends

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The Stars

by Artist of the Day on July 25, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   3 Views  

Stars is a Canadian indie pop band. Originally formed in Toronto by vocalist Torquil Campbell and keyboardist Chris Seligman, the band relocated to New York City and then subsequently to Montreal.

Their music has been described as “beautiful, eloquent indie pop”, characterized by lush instrumentation, nimble production and mixing, narrative lyrics, and soft but nuanced vocals. The band’s style has evolved from an electronic-pop sound as heard on Nightsongs (released on the Le Grand Magistery record label) to more rock-based instrumentation on their last two full-length albums, reflecting the permanent additions of singer-guitarist Amy Millan and bassist Evan Cranley on Heart (released on Paper Bag Records), and eventually drummer Pat McGee on Set Yourself on Fire.

The band’s breakthrough single was “Ageless Beauty”, from their 2004 album Set Yourself on Fire. While released to minimal fanfare in Canada in October 2004, Set Yourself on Fire slowly gained a strong following and critical praise soon after its March 8, 2005 U.S. release. Millan, Cranley and Campbell are also members of the indie band Broken Social Scene, with whom they currently share a record label, Arts & Crafts.

The song that will start it all, Your Ex-Lover Is Dead from the album Set Yourself on Fire The Stars:

Also from Set Yourself on Fire The Stars, Ageless Beauty:

Elevator Love Letter from the album Heart The Stars:

There new album coming out in August (available online now however at iTunes after being leaked on the internet) is titled In Our Bedrooms After the War The Stars. The first song is an ambient track with a timely poem at the end:

Oh the blood and the treasure
And then losing it all
The time that we wasted
And the place where we fall
Will we wake in the morning
And know what it was for
Up in our bedroom
After the war

Some tracks like The Night Stars Here are available to stream online.

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Homoerotic Necessities

by Quote of the Day on July 25, 2007 |   Trackback URI   |     Email This Post Email This Post   |   3 Views  

From Kids in the Hall – Brain Candy Homoerotic Necessities:

Drill sergeant: You… are… scum! Do you hear me soldier?
Wally: Yes, sir!
Drill sergeant: Do you know what we are going to be doing today?
Wally: No, sir!
Drill sergeant: We are going to be doing push-ups all day, you and me, all day!
[Wally smiles]
Drill sergeant: Do you think that’s funny soldier?
Wally: No, sir!
Drill sergeant: Well, just for that, you are going to be doing those push-ups with me lying on your back! You are going to discover muscles, you never knew you had! Big… muscles, hard… muscles!
Wally: Oh, yesss, sir!

Quickly followed by:

[Wally's squad is watching naked men shower]
Drill sergeant: [to Wally] You go over there and Fuck ‘em. We’ll stay here and Masturbate. Go, go, go!

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