dance party 2008-04-27 06:05:19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_dickinson
Bruce Dickinson is an interesting dude, so weird. Also weird is that Rob Schneider is part Filipino. |
dance party 2008-04-27 06:05:19
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_dickinson
Bruce Dickinson is an interesting dude, so weird. Also weird is that Rob Schneider is part Filipino. |
Hilarious
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lets buy Helen Thomas some flowers…
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dance party 2008-04-24 00:22:52
Shakira singing Spanish is incredibly sexy, fyi. She has a sexy fucking voice.
I am studying Spanish so I can seduce her. |
I move for a vote of no confidence
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dance party 2008-04-18 10:02:16
Wowie wow, an earthquake! That was weird feeling, like the world was jello.
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Poetry and Music for the Lyrically Minded
We Bring Democracy To The Fish It is unacceptable that fish prey on each other. Poem: “We Bring Democracy To The Fish” by Donald Hall, from White Apples and the Taste of Stone. (c) Houghton Mifflin Company, 2007. Reprinted without permission. You’ll Have Time Live life. Live life like you’re gonna die. Maybe not today or even next year, But before you know it you’ll be saying Now, maybe you won’t suffer, maybe it’s quick Yes it’s gonna happen because it’s happened to a lot of people I know And they muttered just before they went; “Maybe, I won’t let go.” Maybe you won’t suffer, maybe it’s quick. I tell you who else left us passed on down to heaven no longer with us. By the time you hear this I may well be dead Yeah, oh maybe you won’t suffer, and maybe it’s quick ‘Cause maybe you won’t suffer maybe it’s quick Live Life; live life like you’re gonna die Maybe not today or even next year, but before you know it you’ll be saying; Song: “You’ll Have Time” by William Shatner and Ben Folds, from Has Been. Produced by Ben Folds. (c) Shout! Factory 2004. Reprinted without permission. |
“This is how I chill, ma’am”
As our self-designated D1-basketball correspondent, I thought it was important to throw up a link to the latest news coming out of Pattee Library, Penn State. Nittany Lion bball player Stanley Pringle (above) was apparently reported for allegedly masturbating in the library while trying to chat it up with a Penn State coed. When interrogated about the incident, he casually replied, “Why would I need to masturbate? This is how I chill, ma’am.” Like many men, including myself, he claims that he has “a bad habit of putting his hand down his pants,” and demonstrated for the officer by placing his hand down the front of his sweatpants, according to the complaint. To be fair, at least he was at the library. |



