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Written By AlvinBlah on May 31st, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

So,

I always love it when associates of mine drop some ripe bombs and wave them in the air for others to smell. Check out this INCREDIBLE rant on Florida, the DNC, Michigan and our favorite candidate to hate, Hillary Clinton.

“So if you’re a Democrat with half a brain you know how important today is. If this is your first foray onto the internet and you’re a clueless simp; go fuck off.

Today the Ittie-Bitty Democratic Party Rules Titty Committee meets to discuss what they’re to do with the Florida and Michigan mess.

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WisCon Rumble!

Written By dance party on May 28th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

So Jezebel referred me to a massive Internet war going on between an SA splinter group (SASS) and a group of feminist science fiction types, which apparently tends to mean fat and on the lesbian side, not that there is anything wrong with that. But anyway some femgoon attended and wrote up a very snarky post complete with pictures about the ladies at the convention. The pictures were blurred, but there were some incredibly pissed off fat women who decided to KEEP IT REAL, ala Dave Chappelle.

How real? Well, they:

a) found out where she worked and tried to get her fired.
b) found out where she was attending grad school and tried to get her expelled

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Because I’d always wondered

Written By dance party on May 22nd, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

What the etymology for cunt, pussy, and cunnilingus were:
http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?search=cunt&searchmode=none

Cunt:
“female intercrural foramen,” or, as some 18c. writers refer to it, “the monosyllable,” M.E. cunte “female genitalia,” akin to O.N. kunta, from P.Gmc. *kunton, of uncertain origin. Some suggest a link with L. cuneus “wedge,” others to PIE base *geu- “hollow place,” still others to PIE *gwen-, root of queen and Gk. gyne “woman.” The form is similar to L. cunnus “female pudenda,” which is likewise of disputed origin, perhaps lit. “gash, slit,” from PIE *sker- “to cut,” or lit. “sheath,” from PIE *kut-no-, from base *(s)keu- “to conceal, hide.” First known reference in Eng. is said to be c.1230 Oxford or London street name Gropecuntlane, presumably a haunt of prostitutes. Avoided in public speech since 15c.; considered obscene since 17c. Du. cognate de kont means “a bottom, an arse.” Du. also has attractive poetic slang ways of expressing this part, such as liefdesgrot, lit. “cave of love,” and vleesroos “rose of flesh.” Alternate form cunny is attested from c.1720 but is certainly much earlier and forced a change in the pronunciation of coney (q.v.), but it was good for a pun while coney was still the common word for “rabbit”: “A pox upon your Christian cockatrices! They cry, like poulterers’ wives, ‘No money, no coney.’ ” [Massinger, 1622]

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Your Black Star

Written By Artist of the Day on May 22nd, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

Our friends Your Black Star [ myspace ] are going on tour in the Mid-Atlantic region, as well as a date in Mass. I highly recommend checking them out if you get a chance.

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Solja Gurrl REMIX!!!

Written By anonymous_banker on May 14th, 2008  |   Trackback URI |   Email This Post Email This Post

This remix is what’s up, so good:
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Bill O’Rly, dance remix stylee

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