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The Article: McCain Doesn’t Have a Prayer by Matt Taibbi

The Text: Phoenix, July 13th, Sunday morning. Thank God John McCain has declared that he wants to wallpaper the continent with new nuke plants, because now the chances are better that this wretched slab of hot, birdshit-covered asphalt they call a state will be blown to hell in an accident someday. I hate this place. Once the sun comes up on an Arizona weekend, nothing moves except the occasional elderly-piloted Buick floating boatlike in the direction of some hideous megachurch.

“We have a government that is spending two and a half billion dollars a day in Iraq, essentially subsidizing new swimming pools for the contracting class in northern Virginia, at a time when heating oil and personal transportation are about to join health insurance on the list of middle-class luxuries. Home heating and car ownership are slipping away from the middle class thanks to exploding energy prices — the hidden cost of the national borrowing policy we call dependency on foreign oil, “foreign” representing those nations, Arab and Chinese, that lend us the money to pay for our wars.

Dear Readers:

I was planning dramatic reenactments of events long past! Reinvigorating this blog with a shot of vitamin Alec. Alas, this blog is thoroughly broken: I cannot retrieve my email, video’s will not work, and various elements of design are fucked.

I apologize. I will come again and I will try to get this fucking thing working. But it may involve some bumpy steps and profuse profanity.

Sincerely yours,
Alec

I just heard a track off the new Beck album, it’s produced by Danger Mouse. Holy crap it’s awesome.

For some reason the BBC World anchor is tickled pink by the fact that while tobacco smoking is now illegal in Holland, weed smoking is now legal. I mean it is pretty funny, but it makes a lot more sense to me than the reverse. Honestly though, why don’t the Dutch, or really any place, have tobacco licenses for places, like they have weed/alcohol licenses?

Also, how weird is it that both Indiana and Virginia are polling Obama now?

My friend stole this poster from a booth at orientation about sexual assault prevention. We edited it a little.

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