I don’t know how to deal. Jesus, here we are at camp and there are no spitoons in this fucking spitoon. Yeah brah! Supercool! You pnched me in the face two or three times, it was a bobblehead moment, please don’t hit me any more. That was a joke, come on. On my blog. Liveblog. Drunk ok, bye.

Dear Mr. Obama:

It is me, Timmy, from the 6th grade. For our civics class, we are writing a letter to tell the new President who we like.

I would like Al Gore to be your Chief Executive Inventor. He is very skilled and has invented many things. First he invented the internet, which is very important for things. Second, he invented global warming. These are both important problems and he got a lot of money for them.

I endorse Al Gore because he is my hero. My mom says he is like a preacher, but with more expensive DVD’s.

[via the New York Times]:

A Massachusetts state senator who was photographed while seeming to stuff thousands of dollars in bribe money into her sweater has resigned. The resignation of the senator, Dianne Wilkerson, was announced by the State Senate president, Therese Murray. Ms. Wilkerson, a 53-year-old Democrat, was indicted Tuesday on eight counts of attempted extortion.

And, so you don’t have to troll around the pics, here are the said pictures of Ms. Wilkerson literally stuffing her shirt full of cash (maybe she moonlights as a stripper too?):

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