Who snuck this into the Free Market Rich People Deserve Everything Mouthpiece?
Direct payments to the poor still have the biggest bang for the buck, since they go straight into the economic bloodstream, Mr. Zandi says. One dollar of increased food-stamp assistance produces $1.73 in higher economic growth, and the effect would be felt in three to six months. Using that same dollar as a lump-sum tax rebate for income-tax payers would yield all of one penny in additional growth, by Mr. Zandi’s calculations.
Sacre BLEU! Poor people… make.. economic sense… head… combusting… must… turn proletariat into… non-renewable sources of energy…
Google trends is an awesome tool. You can find out how much certain keywords are searched for over time.
The part of me that loves poop jokes decided to search naughty terms and analyze what regions are interested in various fetishes.
Czech Republic is far and away the worlds leader in deviant search results. They’re number one for bbw, anal fisting, fisting, bdsm, bondage, interracial porn, dildo, orgy.
What the fuck is goin on in the Czech Republic right?
I decided to look at trends for shock value sex sites memes like Meat Spin, hai2u, cakefarts, tubgirl, lemon party. Finland loves them. Every one of them has Finland as the number one searching nation.
What is it about Finland that makes them love hilarious and repulsive sexual things more than other people?
Pakistan is beyond a shadow of a doubt the capital of the universe for bestiality.
yeah man I donno.
UPDATE:
Romania love cum. Also there is an inverse correlation between searches for cum and news stories about cum.
Who would have thought that an innocent cab ride could have turned into a dirty discussion on robopussy, as well as Jeff getting owned by the cab driver?
“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.” – Sean Avery, Vogue Intern and NHL left winger
Edit: New Line Cinema commissioned a screenplay based on Sean Avery? WTF?
Nothing like sweet, stick molasses on a hot summer day. Speaking of floods, check out sweet photos of Venice under water. I especially like the people pastry shopping in galoshes.
So our soon to be ex-commander-in-chief is apparently drinking heavily, according to Wayne Madsen of the Wayne Madsen Report. I don’t know if it’s true, but I know I have been, pushed in part by these bullshit gas prices. I mean check out NY. Bullshit.
You know what really gets my goat? Peace and non-violence! More heinous beatings for all, I say. That was my slogan when I ran for political office. And I would have become Vicar of Candyland, if it hadn’t been for those attack ads the Gingerbread Man ran against me. So what if I find my constituents delicious? That candy cane told me he was 18!
Speaking of sexy crimes, a woman went undercover to seduce a juror. Bitches is crazy! From now on it’s only digital love for me. Ok, maybe Brian Boitano too.
Obama can put his hands on my economic approach any time he wants. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. What? I can’t believe it’s not butter, it’s crack-cocaine!
How deep is your love for me, Pakistan? How deep will you involve yourself inside my heart before I burst? I can’t stand it anymore I think I’ll just scream, haha hahaha. Some how it only comes out in teary, smiley laughs. Do you even believe in this anymore?
Piracy is up, does that mean global warming is finally receding? Yarr, shiver me timbers! It’s fucking cold! I hope this means the end is near. I’ve been waiting patiently for so long, not as long as my parents though. God, get it over with! Don’t you know that a black president is a sign of the coming apocalypse? What color are you? Can I be deacon blues?
Parting words of wisdom: the five best jobs Obama has yet to fill:
1) Blow Job
2) Hand Job
3) Secretary of Labor
4) Rim Job
5) Odd Job
I’ll leave it to you to perform the cunnilingus.
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