Who snuck this into the Free Market Rich People Deserve Everything Mouthpiece?

Direct payments to the poor still have the biggest bang for the buck, since they go straight into the economic bloodstream, Mr. Zandi says. One dollar of increased food-stamp assistance produces $1.73 in higher economic growth, and the effect would be felt in three to six months. Using that same dollar as a lump-sum tax rebate for income-tax payers would yield all of one penny in additional growth, by Mr. Zandi’s calculations.

Sacre BLEU! Poor people… make.. economic sense… head… combusting… must… turn proletariat into… non-renewable sources of energy…

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Google trends is an awesome tool. You can find out how much certain keywords are searched for over time.

The part of me that loves poop jokes decided to search naughty terms and analyze what regions are interested in various fetishes.

Czech Republic is far and away the worlds leader in deviant search results. They’re number one for bbw, anal fisting, fisting, bdsm, bondage, interracial porn, dildo, orgy.

What the fuck is goin on in the Czech Republic right?

I decided to look at trends for shock value sex sites memes like Meat Spin, hai2u, cakefarts, tubgirl, lemon party.

Who would have thought that an innocent cab ride could have turned into a dirty discussion on robopussy, as well as Jeff getting owned by the cab driver?

“I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.” – Sean Avery, Vogue Intern and NHL left winger

Edit: New Line Cinema commissioned a screenplay based on Sean Avery? WTF?

Nothing like sweet, stick molasses on a hot summer day. Speaking of floods, check out sweet photos of Venice under water. I especially like the people pastry shopping in galoshes.

So our soon to be ex-commander-in-chief is apparently drinking heavily, according to Wayne Madsen of the Wayne Madsen Report. I don’t know if it’s true, but I know I have been, pushed in part by these bullshit gas prices. I mean check out NY. Bullshit.

You know what really gets my goat? Peace and non-violence! More heinous beatings for all, I say. That was my slogan when I ran for political office. And I would have become Vicar of Candyland, if it hadn’t been for those attack ads the Gingerbread Man ran against me. So what if I find my constituents delicious? That candy cane told me he was 18!