So I accepted the job at IU today, woo! It’s good to be employed. I would have liked to be in NYC, but it’ll be there when I need it. And any way, to quote Diane: “I’m so over New York.” She’s kind of a bitch sometimes, but it’s also endearing, sometimes. I think I’m gonna go visit her in Pittsburgh soon, in July maybe.

I have to get a car for work. I’m gonna go to the VW dealer, I want to get a Jetta TDI. 50 mpg yo, plus I can refine biodiesel from vegetable oil if I ever need a new hobby. It’s a profitable hobby. I also want to give some money to: